My brother says that since I don't have a job and I earn money from poker that I'm a professional poker player. I believe him.
I'm stoned all the time. If i don't say "hi," it's because I'm high!

All of my cashes over $50 in tournaments and/or Firsts since 4-10-07:
1/350 for $438 NLHE 5-11-08 $5.50
1/438 for $438 NLHE 2-15-08 $5.50 Knockout
2/327 for $419 NLHE 7-29-08 $11 Knockout

2/978 for $399 NLHE 7-8-08 $2.22 2x Chance
1/437 for $348 NLHE 3-14-08 $1 Rebuy
1/265 for $345 NLHE 11-4-08 $5.50 Turbo
1/200 for $319 NLHE 11-5-07 $2.25 Rebuy
1/499 for $312 NLHE 8-17-08 $3.30 Turbo Knockout
5/613 for $308 NLHE 5-10-08 $3.30 Rebuy
1/236 for $307 NLHE 7-22-08 $5.50
1/487 for $304 NLHE 11-4-08 $3.30 Turbo Knockout
2/86 for $300 NLHE 7-30-08 $5.50 Rebuy
1/359 for $269 NLHE 3-3-08 $3.30 Turbo
1/33 for $256 NLHE 3-3-08 $8.80 Satellite
1/90 for $230 NLHE 10-13-08 $11 Deep Stack Turbo Knockout
1/167 for $225 NLHE 4-3-08 $5.50 Turbo

2/270 for $223 NLHE 7-22-08 $5.50 Turbo

2/74 for $198 NLHE 7-22-08 $5.50 Rebuy
2/474 for $196 NLHE 1-19-08 $1 Rebuy
5/1349 for $182 NLHE 3-25-08 $3.30
2/215 for $177 NLHE 5-13-08 $5.50
10/1456 for $176 NLHE 7-3-08 $11
1/694 for $167 NLHE 10-20-07 $1 Turbo
1/63 for $163 NLHE 11-10-08 $5.50 Turbo Rebuy Satellite
1/45 for $163 NLHE 11-10-08 $5.50 Turbo Rebuy Satellite
1/81 for $163 NLHE 8-20-08 $5.50 Turbo Rebuy Satellite
1/90 for $163 NLHE 8-11-08 $5.50 Turbo Rebuy Satellite
1/100 for $163 NLHE 7-30-08 $5.50 Turbo Rebuy Satellite
1/109 for $163 NLHE 7-29-08 $5.50 Turbo Rebuy Satellite
1/93 for $163 NLHE 6-3-08 $5.50 Turbo Rebuy Satellite
1/70 for $163 NLHE 4-21-08 $5.50 Turbo Rebuy Satellite
1/73 for $163 NLHE 3-26-08 $5.50 Turbo Rebuy Satellite
1/396 for $162 NLHE 8-8-07 $2.25
2/324 for $156 NLHE 7-21-08 $3.30 Turbo Deep Stack
16/1323 for $138 NLHE 7-9-08 $26
4/251 for $122 NLHE 3-4-08 $5.50
5/341 for $119 NLHE 2-26-08 $5.50
2/103 for $115 NLHE 5-12-08 $2.25 Turbo Rebuy
2/768 for $115 NLHE 2-28-08 $1 Turbo
4/523 for $114 NLHE 8-3-08 $3.30 Turbo Knockout
1/31 for $109 NLHE 7-30-08 $3.30 Turbo Rebuy Satellite
5/614 for $100 NLHE 2-4-08 $3.30 Knockout
9/1323 for $97 NLHE 8-9-08 $6
3/531 for $90 NLHE 5-27-07 $2.25
6/159 for $87 NLHE 5-30-08 $11
9/1127 for $86 NLHE 4-5-08 $6
109/909 for $80 NLHE 10-20-07 $55
3/467 for $79 NLHE 1-20-08 $2.25
26/1903 for $76 NLHE 2-26-08 $11
6/619 for $74 NLHE 9-1-08 $3.30 Turbo Knockout
1/1035 for $71 HORSE 2-15-08 Freeroll
6/72 for $70 NLHE Turbo Rebuy Satellite
33/2226 for $69 NLHE 2-19-08 $11
3/375 for $68 NLHE 5-24-07 $2.25
5/154 for $64 NLHE 8-16-08 $2.25 Turbo Rebuy
7/3265 for $64 NLHE 2-18-08 $1.10
2/25 for $60 NLHE 7-30-08 $5.50 Turbo Rebuy Satellite
1/49 for $37 NLHE 10-26-07 $2.50 MONSTER HALLOWEEN BASH
1/45 for $33 NLHE 8-2-08 $3.75 Womblis Weekly KO
1/40 for $24 NLHE 2-29-08 $2.50 Avengers Open
1/25 for $19 NLHE 2-9-08 $2.50
1/45 for $17 NLHE 4-10-07 $1.25
1/26 for $13