"Ahoy hoy!" I am currently serving a mandatory life sentence on earth for excessive jaywalking... if only someone would have told me it was that frowned upon! Soon after being put on trial in a (supposedly) impartial court of law, things got worse...my professional wrestling career ended abruptly due to a catastrophic ear infection, and with it my dreams of Olympic gold vanished like Tom Cruise's street cred! Alas, life is turning for the better...I love my job and my family; I am healthy, and I am thankful as hell for everyone in my life! I am also incredibly grateful for all the experiences and relationships I have been so very fortunate to gather in my travels... anywho, other than that I am a midwestern boy with simple dreams of a family, and poker millions. I look forward to meeting many more railbirds on this site, and thanks to CHEDDAR for hooking a brotha up! So, anywho, that's about all I have to say about that, thanks for stopping by...see you out ridin' the rails! If any of you crazy crackers are on myspace, my site url is...http://www.myspace.com/skinsox

Thanks a lot and have a blessed day!