This is the place where so many people rant about their age, height, weight, birthdate, and other information. Although this information may be interesting, this is a computer. The likelihood that you need to know any of this information is slim. Chances are, this is the last link you visited. Why? Were you hoping to find out what I looked like before deciding if the rest of my page was worth reading? If I am a 4 foot, 800 pound entity, does that make my page somehow less valuable? Less worthy of being read? And if I am 6 foot and an appropriate weight does that make my page somehow better?

Any attempt to describe myself would be an effort in futility to the highest degree. How can I possibly describe myself? There are so many aspects of a personality that are invisible to the person who possesses those aspects. For example, I may be annoying (I probably am to many), but I may be blinded to the full extent of my annoying behaviors. Why? Because they are natural to me. They do not seem annoying to me, but rather to those who interact with me. So, how am I qualified to tell you what I am like? Only others can decide what I am like. But, how could I allow others to describe me? For their descriptions are based on perceptions, not the real person. They perceive my will, and depending upon how my will interacts with their will, their perceptions are formed. What might be an annoying characteristic to one person's will, may be a humorous quality to another. Thus, if I were to allow anyone else to describe me, the descriptions would be necessarily biased. Therefore, my dilema. There is no way I can tell you what I am like. Only you can decide. And then you can only decide how you perceive me, not what I am actually like. There is no objective description of myself: only subjective perceptions of what I am.