*NB**The Crazy Canuck's would like to express our gratitude to MarnieT for her tireless work and efforts making the January trophy rooms possible...As well as Alchemist (rhondster) for taking all those great pics of the wins.....As of Feb. 2008 we encourage all our clan members ( who by the way are burning up the felts with their wins!!! koo loo koo koo) to take pictures or have a friend take pictures of their wins and post their own blogs....And also to post their congratulatory e-mails to the Trophy Room via the link above! The clan member will earn the credit for this and it will help them achieve their blue bird status down the road....Any further tourney activities on wins we suggest you talk with Schelhas1976 Minister of Tourneys via the Tourney forum link above......

THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

50 D Fahrenheit (10C)

New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.............Canadians plant gardens

40 D Fahrenheit(4.4C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably............Canadians Sunbathe

35 D Fahrenheit(1.6C)

Italian Cars won't start...................Canadians drive with the windows down

32 D Fahrenheit(0C)

Distilled water freezes....................Canadian water gets thicker

0 D Fahrenheit(-17.9C)

NY City landlords turn on the heat....Canadians have the last cookout of the season

-40 D Fahrenheit(-40C)

Hollywood disintegrates..........................Canadians rent some videos

-60 D Fahrenheit(-51C)

Mt. St. Helen's freezes.............Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door

-100 D Fahrenheit(-73C)

*****abandons the North Pole..............Canadians pull down their ear flaps

-173 D Fahrenheit(-114C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes........Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-460 D Fahrenheit(-273C)

Absolute zero:all atomic motion stops...........Canadians start saying "COLD, EH"

-500 D Fahrenheit(295C)

Hell freezes over..............The Chicago Blackhawks win the STANLEY CUP

FUN STUFF

As most of you are aware, Vancouver has won the bid to host the
2010 Winter Olympics,
These questions were posted on a website to promote the games.
Not sure who posted the answers but they are as funny as the questions,,,,,,

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent. They roam the city streets eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. Spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking will scare them off.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

This section is just a reminder that there are Canadians overseas that have
given their lives and continue to put their lives on the line every day........

For our Fallen Heroes We Salute you.......