Hi all!

My name is Joris, 29 yrs old , and i was born, raised and still live in the Netherlands. I love music , NASCAR and absolutely love playing poker. Been playing for, i guess , about a year now and met some of my best friends while playing. I am very happy to have joined the Railbirds and hope to meet you all soon at the tables!!!!





KRABBELTJE
IM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAZORS!
STRENGTH : Folding (when i am NOT confused)
WEAKNESS : Chasing (when i AM confused)
BEST HAND I HAD : Royal Flush AND flopping the wheel and knowing i had the best hand
REAL OR PLAY MONEY : Play money only ..... (but might change soon )
FAVOURITE KIND OF TOURNAMENT : Freerolls & Sit & Go's



















If you wanna know more about me , check out ~

http://www.railbirds.com/blog/202819/raildudeskrabbeljte157.html




Made by my RAZA sister CAAAT ~ Thank you sooo much!



RAZAS ANTHEM
There's fightin' on the left
And marching on the right
Don't look up in the sky
You're gonna die of fright
Here comes the razor's edge

You're livin' on the edge
Don't know wrong from right
They're breathin' down you're neck
You're runnin' out of lives
Here comes the razor's edge
Here comes the razor's edge
The razor's edge

Razor's edge to raise the dead
Razor's edge to cut to shreds
To raise the dead

Here comes the razor's edge
Here comes the razor's edge

Well here it comes
To cut to shreds
The razor's edge

It's the razor's edge

The razor's edge
You could be cut to shreds
The razor's edge


The razor's edge

CRY WOLF
Night I left the city
I dreamt of a wolf.
He came from where the winds are cold
and truth is seen through keenholes.
Strange longings that will never sleep

now he's come where no heart beats.

Cry wolf
time to worry
cry wolf
time to worry now.

You can start but you cannot stop
you give in but you can't give up

you can tell all your desperate jokes to a world that puts your
love on hold.

Cry wolf
time to worry
cry wolf
time to worry now.
Cry wolf
time to worry
cry wolf
time to worry now.

The sunken - in eyes and the pain in his cries

a shape in the dark .

Cry wolf
time to worry
cry wolf
time to worry now.
Cry wolf
time to worry now.
Cry wolf
time to worry now.
Cry wolf
time to worry
cry wolf
time to worry now.
Cry wolf
time to worry now
cry wolf
time to worry now.













Made by my RAZA sister JAG1024 ~ Thank you sooo much!

















































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........FOR LIFE BABY!











TROPHIES



MY FIRST EVER TROPHY!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!!!!!




Made by my RAZA sister & clan leader TheSinister ~ Thank you sooo much!




Made by my RAZA sister JAG1024 ~ Thank you sooo much!





























































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BLACK
Hey...oooh...
Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did
All five horizons
Revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed
Has taken a turn
Ooh and all I taught her was everything
Ooh I know she gave me all that she wore
And now my bitter hands
Chafe beneath the clouds
Of what was everything
Oh the pictures have
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything
I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by
Some kids at play
I can feel their laughter
So why do I sear
Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin
Round my head
I'm spinning
Oh, I'm spinning
How quick the sun can, drop away...
And now my bitter hands
Cradle broken glass
Of what was everything
All the pictures had
All been washed in black
Tattooed everything
All the love gone bad
Turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see
All that I am
All I'll be...
Yeah
Uh huh...uh huh...ooh...
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a sun
In somebody else's sky
But why
Why
Why can't it be
Why can't it be mine
(not sure?)
mm-hmm no yeah no
mm mmmm no nonono yeah yeah
we-
we belong
we belong together
together
oooh ooh
we-
we belong
we belong together
oh yeah

Added for my SHE-DEVIL friend 13rianna














Courtesy of IEatSquirts

Your best starting poker hands are a critical component to your game that you should not avoid studying them. It is literally the foundation for winning poker. Far too many players base their starting hands on false theories like "its suited, its good," or "any paint" (i.e. any K, J, etc.). In fact, a suited hand only increases the chances on the hand on average by about 3%, which isn't very much.

Level 1 Hands:

These hands are the best of the best. I'm actually a little hesitant to include J's in here, but they are a very strong hand when played correctly. You should always raise with these hands simply to protect them. When you limp (just call the minimum bet) with these hands, you let other players with weaker hands (i.e. 57) a better chance of out drawing you. They can be played in any position. One note on JJ; This is a great hand, but you need to be very careful with it. My general theory is if I raise and someone calls, I analyze that flop something fierce. If I see a couple over cards (i.e. K, Q), I slow down on the betting.

(note: AK suited >>

Level 2 Hands:

These hands are great hands, but should be played in late to middle position. AK (unsuited) should be raised from any position. But hands like KQ should be played in late position, and played cautiously. Its referred to as a trap hand. For example, if you hit a Q on the flop, someone could have you dominated with an Ace kicker.

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Level 3 Hands:

With the exception of AQ unsuited, I usually limp with these hands, unless I've got a good read on a player, or bullying someone, or think my opponent will fold with a raise, etc. They really are drawing hands, and you're looking to make a monster with them, not just a pair. A pair is great of course, but you can easily be dominated. I play these hands from middle to late position, and will sometimes call raises with them, but mostly want to get in cheap with them and see a flop.

Level 3 Hands (continued):

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Level 4 Hands:

These hands hands look great, but they are trap hands and in my opinion, you should try to make monsters out of them (i.e. two pair, straights, flushes, etc.). They should be played in late position and I don't recommend calling a big raise with them. I personally love A suited cards, but I'm very cautious when I only flop an Ace because of my weak kicker. What I really want is an Ace high flush.

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Level 5 Hands:

These hands should be played in middle to late position, and you want to see the flop as cheap as possible.

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Level 6 Hands

I personally will call any small pair as long as its not raised. But the moment someone raises, I usually will throw it away (depending on the players I'm playing with of course too). The trick to small pairs is that you really want to flop a set (3 of a kind) and bust someone that hits their Ace or King on board. Suited connectors (76 for instance) should only be played in late position and are only worth a call, generally. You are hoping to flop a great hand and see the flop for cheap.

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Its important to remember that these are "general" guidelines, especially if you're new at Poker. Once you get more experience, all types of hands come into play based on your opponent, the pot, the time of the tournament, how much money someone has in front of them, steal attempts, etc.

LINKS

http://www.railbirds.com/blog/189004/how-2-add-pics-to-pms.html

http://www.railbirds.com/blog/191115/heads-up-play.html

www.railbirds.com/blog/121960/cashin-in.html

http://www.railbirds.com/blog/191142/tilttilttilt.html

http://www.railbirds.com/blog/203099/how-i-won-the-4000-guarantee-yesterday.html

http://www.railbirds.com/blog/153785/how-to-set-up-a-private-tournament-ft-and-ps-updated.html

http://www.railbirds.com/blog/202426/my-hobey.html

























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