YOUR PROBABLY A CANADIAN IF:

You only know the spices-salt-pepper and ketchup

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit

You have more miles on your snowblower than your car

You have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat

You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground

You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard

You think driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons

You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car

Your local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sport

Your most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun

Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof

You think the start of moose season is a national holiday

You head south to go to your cottage

You know which leaves make good toilet paper

The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer

You can play road hockey on skates

You know 4 seasons-Winter, still Winter, almost Winter and Construction

You find -40 C a little chilly

Your municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus