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Another Betonline.com special. How do they even get software to function this way funniest thing I've ever seen.

BetOnline Poker Game #1024589179: Tournament #3948898: Hold'em $75.00/$150.00 - 2012/05/29 23:38:57 Central Daylight Time
Table '3948898-154' 10-Max, Seat #3 is the button
Seat 7: jenks73 (5060.00 in chips)
Seat 5: seanteeks (3797.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Odincivil (22702.50 in chips) - The button
Seat 4: Greenzilla (45351.25 in chips) - Small Blind
Seat 9: jlmckay (19081.10 in chips)
Seat 0: kelk240 (3445.00 in chips)
Seat 8: bluffrat8 (11089.26 in chips)
Seat 6: happy kid (625.00 in chips) - Big Blind
Seat 1: GNorthwest (7585.00 in chips)
Seat 2: PatsSox17 (36681.70 in chips)
Greenzilla: posts small blind 300.00
seanteeks: posts big blind 600.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to seanteeks [Qc Qs]
happy kid: folds
jenks73: folds
bluffrat8: raises 1200.00 to 1200.00
jlmckay: folds
kelk240: folds
GNorthwest: folds
PatsSox17: folds
Odincivil: folds
Greenzilla: calls 900.00
seanteeks: raises 2400.00 to 3000.00
bluffrat8: calls 1800.00
Greenzilla: calls 1800.00
*** FLOP *** [7d Qd Jd]
Greenzilla: checks
seanteeks: bets 600.00
bluffrat8: raises 8089.26 to 8089.26 and is all in
Greenzilla: folds
seanteeks: calls 197.50
Uncalled bet (7291.76) returned to bluffrat8
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bluffrat8 shows 7s Ad
seanteeks shows Qc Qs
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10595.00
Board [7d Qd Jd 7c 7h]
Seat 7: jenks73 folded before Flop
Seat 5: seanteeks showed [Qc Qs] but did not win
Seat 3: Odincivil folded before Flop
Seat 4: Greenzilla folded on the Flop
Seat 9: jlmckay folded before Flop
Seat 0: kelk240 folded before Flop
Seat 8: bluffrat8 showed [7s Ad] and won (10595.00)
Seat 6: happy kid folded before Flop
Seat 1: GNorthwest folded before Flop
Seat 2: PatsSox17 folded before Flop

wow that site does have some amazing boards..........

most of the times that i see something like this on a site, the hand is folded so fast that it is hard to see the mistake. and a lot of sites take an over long time to see the last hand.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

Nothing new, and it's not the site, it's poker plain and simple.

it's poker plain and simple ah ha ha ha ha now that's some funny shit

It's funny cuz it's true. It happens

BetOnline Poker Game #1024589371: Tournament #3949094: Hold'em $10.00/$20.00 - 2012/05/29 23:39:31 Central Daylight Time
Table '3949094-027' 10-Max, Seat #1 is the button
Seat 9: noneofurbu (835.00 in chips)
Seat 7: teamme2 (1345.00 in chips)
Seat 6: kiter (2390.00 in chips)
Seat 5: linhma (2065.00 in chips) - Big Blind
Seat 2: poker1289 (940.00 in chips)
Seat 0: seanteeks (475.00 in chips)
Seat 4: Imgoingin (1900.00 in chips) - Small Blind
Seat 1: ynotdebo (875.00 in chips) - The button
Seat 8: big ez 52 (590.00 in chips)
poker1289: posts small blind 20.00
Imgoingin: posts big blind 40.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to seanteeks [Ks Kd]
killakell joins the table at seat #3
linhma: calls 40.00
kiter: folds
teamme2: raises 160.00 to 160.00
big ez 52: folds
noneofurbu: folds
seanteeks: raises 475.00 to 475.00 and is all in
ynotdebo: calls 475.00
poker1289: folds
Imgoingin: folds
linhma: calls 435.00
teamme2: calls 315.00
*** FLOP *** [2c 3h Ah]
linhma: checks
teamme2: checks
ynotdebo: bets 400.00
linhma: folds
teamme2: folds
Uncalled bet (400.00) returned to ynotdebo
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ynotdebo shows Ac Kh
seanteeks shows Ks Kd
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1960.00
Board [2c 3h Ah 6c 4s]
Seat 9: noneofurbu folded before Flop
Seat 7: teamme2 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: kiter folded before Flop
Seat 5: linhma folded on the Flop
Seat 2: poker1289 folded before Flop
Seat 0: seanteeks showed [Ks Kd] but did not win
Seat 4: Imgoingin folded before Flop
Seat 1: ynotdebo showed [Ac Kh] and won (1960.00)
Seat 8: big ez 52 folded before Flop


BetOnline Poker Game #1024577078: Tournament #3948724: Hold'em $400.00/$800.00 - 2012/05/29 23:03:33 Central Daylight Time
Table '3948724-076' 10-Max, Seat #9 is the button
Seat 9: gotace503 (9587.87 in chips) - The button
Seat 8: Splanky (25534.71 in chips)
Seat 6: R.T.River (25594.21 in chips)
Seat 4: QueenB28 (375.00 in chips)
Seat 3: seanteeks (2686.77 in chips)
Seat 2: Dar77 (29047.24 in chips)
Seat 1: 00Azeroman (32674.92 in chips) - Big Blind
Seat 0: Star58 (35830.37 in chips) - Small Blind
Seat 7: duke123233 (9492.27 in chips)
Star58: posts small blind 400.00
00Azeroman: posts big blind 800.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to seanteeks [Ad 3d]
Dar77: folds
seanteeks: raises 2686.77 to 2686.77 and is all in
QueenB28: folds
R.T.River: folds
duke123233: folds
Splanky: folds
gotace503: folds
Star58: folds
00Azeroman: calls 1886.77
*** SHOW DOWN ***
seanteeks shows Ad 3d
00Azeroman shows 4s 10h
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5773.54
Board [5c Kc 10c Jd 3h]
Seat 9: gotace503 folded before Flop
Seat 8: Splanky folded before Flop
Seat 6: R.T.River folded before Flop
Seat 4: QueenB28 folded before Flop
Seat 3: seanteeks showed [Ad 3d] but did not win
Seat 2: Dar77 folded before Flop
Seat 1: 00Azeroman showed [4s 10h] and won (5773.54)
Seat 0: Star58 folded before Flop
Seat 7: duke123233 folded before Flop


BetOnline Poker Game #1024109217: Tournament #3944270: Hold'em $10.00/$20.00 - 2012/05/28 22:10:12 Central Daylight Time
Table '3944270-130' 10-Max, Seat #8 is the button
Seat 9: seanteeks (1985.67 in chips)
Seat 8: DankBank (2735.00 in chips) - The button
Seat 5: EasyFold50 (655.00 in chips)
Seat 4: dalka1968 (4705.00 in chips)
Seat 3: fatman53 (4930.00 in chips) - Big Blind
Seat 6: myztery67 (680.00 in chips)
Seat 2: kar55 (665.00 in chips)
Seat 0: blkjck77 (4010.00 in chips) - Small Blind
Seat 7: bigchip46 (2085.00 in chips)
Seat 1: celticchef (575.00 in chips)
seanteeks: posts small blind 75.00
blkjck77: posts big blind 150.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to seanteeks [9s 9c]
celticchef: folds
kar55: folds
fatman53: folds
dalka1968: folds
EasyFold50: folds
myztery67: folds
bigchip46: calls 150.00
DankBank: calls 150.00
seanteeks: raises 225.00 to 300.00
blkjck77: calls 150.00
bigchip46: calls 150.00
DankBank: calls 150.00
*** FLOP *** [8s 3h 5c]
seanteeks: bets 1200.00
blkjck77: folds
bigchip46: calls 1200.00
DankBank: folds
*** TURN *** [8s 3h 5c][8c]
seanteeks: bets 485.67
bigchip46: calls 485.67
*** SHOW DOWN ***
seanteeks shows 9s 9c
bigchip46 shows 8d Jh
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4571.34
Board [8s 3h 5c 8c 3d]
Seat 9: seanteeks showed [9s 9c] but did not win
Seat 8: DankBank folded on the Flop
Seat 5: EasyFold50 folded before Flop
Seat 4: dalka1968 folded before Flop
Seat 3: fatman53 folded before Flop
Seat 6: myztery67 folded before Flop
Seat 2: kar55 folded before Flop
Seat 0: blkjck77 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: bigchip46 showed [8d Jh] and won (4571.34)
Seat 1: celticchef folded before Flop

BetOnline Poker Game #1024108965: Tournament #3944026: Hold'em $400.00/$800.00 - 2012/05/28 22:09:32 Central Daylight Time
Table '3944026-190' 10-Max, Seat #5 is the button
Seat 8: seanteeks (1483.74 in chips)
Seat 5: sebasandra (15300.00 in chips) - The button
Seat 0: 1DeadPhish (22153.66 in chips)
Seat 1: DOCMOSLEY (12075.80 in chips)
Seat 2: lenya (33987.50 in chips)
Seat 6: nick195288 (6737.50 in chips) - Small Blind
Seat 3: weigelee (16444.72 in chips)
Seat 4: swap316 (22330.34 in chips)
Seat 9: CrdPlyUser (6806.76 in chips) - Big Blind
nick195288: posts small blind 750.00
seanteeks: posts big blind 1483.74
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to seanteeks [Jc Js]
CrdPlyUser: calls 1500.00
1DeadPhish: folds
DOCMOSLEY: folds
lenya: folds
weigelee: folds
swap316: folds
sebasandra: calls 1500.00
nick195288: calls 750.00
*** FLOP *** [7d 2c 3s]
nick195288: checks
CrdPlyUser: checks
sebasandra: bets 1500.00
nick195288: folds
CrdPlyUser: folds
Uncalled bet (1500.00) returned to sebasandra
Total pot 48.78
*** SHOW DOWN ***
seanteeks shows Jc Js
sebasandra shows Ah 3h
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5934.96
Board [7d 2c 3s 8c 3c]
Seat 8: seanteeks showed [Jc Js] but did not win
Seat 5: sebasandra showed [Ah 3h] and won (5934.96)
Seat 0: 1DeadPhish folded before Flop
Seat 1: DOCMOSLEY folded before Flop
Seat 2: lenya folded before Flop
Seat 6: nick195288 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: weigelee folded before Flop
Seat 4: swap316 folded before Flop
Seat 9: CrdPlyUser folded on the Flop


BetOnline Poker Game #1023988050: Tournament #3943446: Hold'em $30.00/$60.00 - 2012/05/28 17:45:26 Central Daylight Time
Table '3943446-177' 10-Max, Seat #7 is the button
Seat 9: parteh (805.00 in chips)
Seat 8: Sanitizer1 (973.30 in chips) - Small Blind
Seat 7: HWNUGENT (2641.72 in chips) - The button
Seat 6: seanteeks (707.88 in chips)
Seat 5: JOEYWRENCH (730.00 in chips)
Seat 4: dario7 (3415.00 in chips)
Seat 3: pokerbabe+ (2157.12 in chips)
Seat 2: ATTAKID (519.98 in chips)
Seat 1: RenoRazzer (835.00 in chips)
Seat 0: willtyea (555.00 in chips) - Big Blind
Sanitizer1: posts small blind 40.00
parteh: posts big blind 80.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to seanteeks [Kh Ac]
willtyea: calls 80.00
RenoRazzer: folds
ATTAKID: folds
pokerbabe+: calls 80.00
dario7: calls 80.00
JOEYWRENCH: folds
seanteeks: raises 707.88 to 707.88 and is all in
HWNUGENT: folds
Sanitizer1: folds
parteh: folds
willtyea: folds
pokerbabe+: folds
dario7: calls 627.88
*** SHOW DOWN ***
seanteeks shows Kh Ac
dario7 shows Jc Qd
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1695.76
Board [10h 7s Jh 8h 5c]
Seat 9: parteh folded before Flop
Seat 8: Sanitizer1 folded before Flop
Seat 7: HWNUGENT folded before Flop
Seat 6: seanteeks showed [Kh Ac] but did not win
Seat 5: JOEYWRENCH folded before Flop
Seat 4: dario7 showed [Jc Qd] and won (1695.76)
Seat 3: pokerbabe+ folded before Flop
Seat 2: ATTAKID folded before Flop
Seat 1: RenoRazzer folded before Flop
Seat 0: willtyea folded before Flop


BetOnline Poker Game #1023383553: Tournament #3938303: Hold'em $1,000.00/$2,000.00 - 2012/05/27 14:29:46 Central Daylight Time
Table '3938303-153' 10-Max, Seat #6 is the button
Seat 8: seanteeks (12720.00 in chips) - Small Blind
Seat 1: brendo6801 (125572.34 in chips)
Seat 2: *RESOVIAK* (229878.28 in chips)
Seat 4: jareks (71155.42 in chips)
Seat 6: Del087 (4028.39 in chips) - The button
Seat 0: crap_wins (57055.28 in chips)
Seat 5: MrDucebag (51363.42 in chips)
Seat 9: Pinball420 (56196.45 in chips) - Big Blind
seanteeks: posts small blind 3000.00
Pinball420: posts big blind 6000.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to seanteeks [Qd Kh]
crap_wins: folds
brendo6801: folds
*RESOVIAK*: folds
jareks: folds
MrDucebag: folds
Del087: folds
seanteeks: raises 9720.00 to 12720.00 and is all in
Pinball420: calls 6720.00
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Pinball420 shows 10h 4c
seanteeks shows Qd Kh
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 25440.00
Board [4s Ks 4h 9c 7d]
Seat 8: seanteeks showed [Qd Kh] but did not win
Seat 1: brendo6801 folded before Flop
Seat 2: *RESOVIAK* folded before Flop
Seat 4: jareks folded before Flop
Seat 6: Del087 folded before Flop
Seat 0: crap_wins folded before Flop
Seat 5: MrDucebag folded before Flop
Seat 9: Pinball420 showed [10h 4c] and won (25440.00)

BetOnline Poker Game #1023134721: Tournament #3936638: Hold'em $20.00/$40.00 - 2012/05/27 00:17:28 Central Daylight Time
Table '3936638-008' 10-Max, Seat #0 is the button
Seat 8: seanteeks (3825.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Lap666 (7720.00 in chips) - Big Blind
Seat 5: NoTricks (7798.02 in chips) - Small Blind
Seat 0: mal0um3n (2430.00 in chips) - The button
Seat 3: smitsgirl (310.00 in chips)
Seat 1: MisterSir (3090.00 in chips)
Seat 9: PairDACE (385.00 in chips)
Seat 2: larson91 (505.00 in chips)
Seat 4: joemulla (240.00 in chips)
Seat 7: angelleah (470.00 in chips)
MisterSir: posts small blind 75.00
larson91: posts big blind 150.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to seanteeks [Kc Ac]
smitsgirl: folds
joemulla: folds
NoTricks: raises 300.00 to 300.00
Lap666: folds
angelleah: folds
seanteeks: raises 3825.00 to 3825.00 and is all in
PairDACE: folds
mal0um3n: folds
MisterSir: folds
larson91: folds
NoTricks: calls 3525.00
*** SHOW DOWN ***
seanteeks shows Kc Ac
NoTricks shows Jd Qc
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7875.00
Board [10h 7h 3h 5d Jc]
Seat 8: seanteeks showed [Kc Ac] but did not win
Seat 6: Lap666 folded before Flop
Seat 5: NoTricks showed [Jd Qc] and won (7875.00)
Seat 0: mal0um3n folded before Flop
Seat 3: smitsgirl folded before Flop
Seat 1: MisterSir folded before Flop
Seat 9: PairDACE folded before Flop
Seat 2: larson91 folded before Flop
Seat 4: joemulla folded before Flop
Seat 7: angelleah folded before Flop

BetOnline Poker Game #1023022964: Tournament #3935603: Hold'em $500.00/$1,000.00 - 2012/05/26 19:37:08 Central Daylight Time
Table '3935603-100' 10-Max, Seat #1 is the button
Seat 9: roscowins (30862.74 in chips)
Seat 8: rleo1890 (5045.00 in chips)
Seat 6: seanteeks (6775.00 in chips)
Seat 5: kronos56 (35510.00 in chips)
Seat 4: tanjean (24090.00 in chips)
Seat 3: RaMini (37391.94 in chips) - Big Blind
Seat 2: 561sFinest (31088.62 in chips) - Small Blind
Seat 0: CrBenz69 (62719.59 in chips)
Seat 1: thegr81now (31024.85 in chips) - The button
561sFinest: posts small blind 750.00
RaMini: posts big blind 1500.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to seanteeks [Qs Ks]
tanjean: folds
kronos56: folds
seanteeks: raises 6775.00 to 6775.00 and is all in
rleo1890: folds
roscowins: folds
CrBenz69: raises 62719.59 to 62719.59 and is all in
thegr81now: folds
561sFinest: folds
RaMini: calls 35891.94
Uncalled bet (25327.65) returned to CrBenz69
Total pot 61233.88
*** SHOW DOWN ***
seanteeks shows Qs Ks
RaMini shows Kh Jh
CrBenz69 shows 7h 7c
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21075.00
Board [Qc 5h 10d 9c 10s]
Seat 9: roscowins folded before Flop
Seat 8: rleo1890 folded before Flop
Seat 6: seanteeks showed [Qs Ks] but did not win
Seat 5: kronos56 folded before Flop
Seat 4: tanjean folded before Flop
Seat 3: RaMini showed [Kh Jh] and won (21075.00)
Seat 2: 561sFinest folded before Flop
Seat 0: CrBenz69 showed [7h 7c] but did not win
Seat 1: thegr81now folded before Flop

please show all the hands you won with instaed of these coolers and suck outs the trick is to forget about bad beats and continue to learn from your mistakes...the good will outway the bad ,eventually...best of luck!!

STOP playing every pocket pair like they are Monsters.
Betting 3-4-8,000-12,000 or more on the first two cards you see is obviously not working for you.
Going all-in when you only know what 28.5% of your hand is going to be, and have literally NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE ELSE HAS because they haven't been given a chance to make ANY PLAY that might give you at least a hint as to what they might have (or how many callers your in with) is....well???? Going to lose a lot, as you have clearly shown.

The cold hard truth is pre flop the VERY BEST hand you can possibly have is a pair.
Even A-A only holds up 60something% against 4 random callers, and everything below pocket 9's drops under 50%.
The odds of improving a pocket pair to trips is only 8% T&R and 4% River only.
The odds of filling a flush draw are 35%T&R and 19.5% at the river.
The odds of filling an open ended Str8 draw are 32%T&R and 17% at the River
The odds of flopping at least 1 over card to pocket 9's is 81%
And this is just off the top of my head.

Rethink over playing every pocket pair you see, and I promise the sites poker program won't seem anywhere near as screwed up as it does to you now.

I am just saying....... hope it helps a little
Ironman