Blog comments - Down with the HOA Prez...

I want in! I have some great stories

what's the buy-in?

Oh that's nuts! I live in Alberta, we park our trucks on your trucks and if you don't like it then pull your skirt down, your vagina is showing ya sissy! LMAO

Can park on the street but not in your reserved spot...how does that make any sense at all? Is this affecting anyone else in the HOA? Have you lobbied other people to get them on your side? Start a letter writing circle to him, them do a picket and get media. I know it sounds silly and like a lot of work, but come on NOT IN YOUR RESERVED SPOT?

Go buy some good cookies, the gourmet ones, go knocking on your neighbours doors and get them on your side. When does this cracker go up for reelection? I could see if you wanted to paint your condo purple or put a huge fountain the spurt blood in the front yard but this makes no sense to me at all.

Minneslim, it is $1.50...

Beni, the old tennant above us jsut sold her condo, as she tried to get everyone to vote the nazi out..guess they were all afraid, as that was 3 months ago, and he is still here!

Twinkies..I know how you feel Bro.. I have to deal with that crap at the beach house..Every year I have to pay the dang dues that keep going up ...But if I was to work there I wouldn't have to pay a thing....Granted it only cost me 575.00 this year next year it will be 600. or real close to it.....They want to get you any way they can.......Hey bro I'm there ty for the invite........

have we have to have dealt with HOA to be bale to get in tourney ?? LOL

If not i am in

GL every1 and have fun

Hickoid

it's open to all...more the merrier!

Sad, sad, sad, why is it that 1 person seems to all ways have all the power... and its always someone thats doesnt know how to be objective. GL in your fight....

Hey Twinkies I don't have the Buyin for the tourny but I may have a solution to your parking problem .

Talk to your company and let them know what is happening , then if they agree that you can do it let the HOA tow your car and sue the HOA president in small claims court where he can't have a lawyer to represent him and I believe that you will find that you won't have this problem for long .

Legal Disclaimer :

I do not have a license to practice law in the state of VA. and the above should not be taken as legal advice or counsel only as advice garnered from personal experience .

LOL had to do that .

It's a good day!

LMAO, umm, guess I could have added that info, but the CEO of our company made a call to the 'nazi' and our office manager sent some FANTASTIC *slap in your face emails* as well......got us no where! And actually, Foam has been towed, but for somewhat un-related issues, still to do with the parking pass!

And this long response got us a, "please provide it in writing", followed-up with a NO! Still....hahaha This from our Exec Admin, I thought she wrote it VERY well, almost to well...

Dear Sir,

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Thank you for your timely response. However, regarding county code and state law, exemptions ARE made for persons residing in the state. These exemptions include, but may not be limited to, military personnel and drivers with vehicles registered to an out-of-state company. Since both Mr. Twinkies and Mr. Foam do not own these vehicles, and ****, Inc does, these laws and codes don’t apply to them.......... ..........” Both of these vehicles are considered to the state as company (commercial) vehicles, however, they are provided for personal use to our employees as well. Being such a large metropolitan area that includes DC, Maryland and Virginia, there are thousands of residents that cross state lines each day for work; many of them drive company-provided vehicles.

I’ve placed a call to the Virginia DMV and the representative there confirmed that these vehicles registered to our company are exempt for any by-laws or county codes because the driver’s of said vehicles do not personally own them. In fact, she said that as long as it is registered to the state of Maryland under our company’s name, then there is no problem. Both vehicles are listed as garaged in Fairfax County with our insurance company, The *****. Should you require proof of that, please let me know and I will provide it for you. I will have the CEO of our company follow up to this email with a phone call, but in the meantime, please let me know if further information needs to be provided.

I’m asking on behalf of Mr. Twinkies and Mr. Foam that you please allow them to renew their parking passes for 2008.

ALL Followed up with a NO! Side note, we are IT Consultants, so I can be in all 3 states in the same day.

head your ass to to the local mall steal a plate slap it on the car only at night when your parking infront of the condo

Going to have to pass on that, as the tags get registered with the HOA and office ppl. I 'could' use my personal car, as it does have VA plates, but A.) That does not help Foam, and B.) my personal car is garaged in MD and will never see the Condo idiots! Now hmmm, I can park there, and make Foam walk...hehe

Dang Twinks, if ya only lived closer, you could park in my driveway. Wish I had time to play, I would love the stories I'm sure. But, on a lighter note, at least you aren't in S.E. where you know what would happen if ya parked on the street eh? lollll take care and gl on the felts.

I know it's expensive but an innovative solution to this problem might be to hire a helicopter and land it on the front lawn each day explaining to the Nazi that he has left you no choice. OR, contact your local chapter of Hell's Angels and loan your parking pass to a few of your new 'friends' for a couple of days.

Being unwilling to bend breeds a lot of irrational responses and it is usually the one who is un-cooperative that gets 'burned' in the end.

put rocks in his hubcaps

park your car and dismantle it and take it inside your house at night. In the morning reassemble it and drive back to work how simple is that ! Problem solved!

whooooooo hoooooooo~egg fight~!!!!~bring out the tp!~lets egg and tp his car~~hehe~cya there!!!~

then a week later...take a tiny pebble...remove one of the caps on the air intake for his tire....and glue the pebble inside the cap....put it back on

his tire will go flat...he'll have it fixed...put the cap back on.....and it will go flat again

i had a niehbor like that once but he got the message fast he became an angel membership on all our local public tv stations during there fund drives-he also started getting every magazine u could think of as if that wasnt enough since the a----- lived in my building and i was the only one with aceess to the basement his electric would go out causing him to be late for work many times fire with fire