Little Johnny and 2 of his friends were sitting on the curb one day, talking about their plans for the future.
One boy said "When I grow up I want to own a car just like that white Mercedes parked over there". The second boy pointed to the gold Hummer parked behind it and said "That's the car I want when I grow up."
Johnny quickly repled, "When I grew up I want hair all over my body." When his friends asked why in the world he would want that, Johnny replied, "My sister has just a small patch of hair in her panties and she owns BOTH of those."
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