AS Y'ALL PROBABLY KNOW WE DONKEYS JUST LOVE TO "BREAK A GOOD WIND FOR EVERYONE"! (YOU SHOULD SEE THE STALLS AFTER THE BEER & BURRITO! IT'S A SMELLY HOOT! )...............
AS SENSEI I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE MY APPRENTICE AN EXAMPLE OF THE PERFECT DONKEY SMELL AND I SENT HIM MY SMELLY, STRIPED SOCKS (http://www.railbirds.com/blog/315313/best-tourny-prize.html.......) BUT TODAY HE RETURNED THE FAVOUR BY SENDING ME SOME INGREDIENTS TO FART THE PERFECT FART!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....OK I WILL TELL YA ALL WHAT IT IS........A COLLECTION OF BEANS TO MAKE THE PERFECT BEAN SOUP , PECAN NUTS AND HERE IT COMES......KICK YO AZZ HOT SAUCE! (MADE FOR THE DONKEY IN YA!).....OOOH AND A COLLECTION OF COINS!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
(I JUST FOUND OUT THERE IS A LIL TWIST TO THE COINS....EACH COIN HAS THE STATE ON IT FROM ONE OF MY DEAR FRIENDS......That's awesome!.....)
IT'S THE PERFECT SURVIVAL PACKAGE FOR A DONKEY!
I ALSO HAVE TO TELL YA WHAT THE CARD SAID ~ SORRY TO HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF SHORTS.....WHAT? YOU'RE OUT OF SORTS? WELL THAT'S DIFFERENT......IT STILL SUCKS BUT AT LEAST YOUR THIGHS WILL BE WARM ~ FEEL BETTER!
(WOOOHOOOO I DON'T NOW ONLY HAVE HOT SAUCE, BUT ALSO HOT THIGHS! WHY THANK YOU FOR THAT MY APPRENTICE!!!!!!! )
SNAZZ A. ROONIE FOR THE SURVIVAL PACKAGE AND BEING A DEAR FRIEND!!! (PSSSST....AND FOR *ALMOST* SENDING ME A WHOLE PECAN PIE!)
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The two of you have way (that's, "WAAAYYYYYYYY!!!"
too much free time on your hands.
Guess that's my job, so I'll be right back.
Blow this out your ass: DonkeyNationClan's Super... .
And, as always, KEEP IT FUN!
You're very welcome.
Be careful with that hot sauce it will "kick yo ass" (400,000 + scoville) 1 drop at a time.
Such a great gift!!! Enjoy the beans and that sauce is gonna kick YO AZZ!! lol
FYI
lots of veggies make lots of gas BUT the worst smelling ones are from eating meat.
BUT that looks like a recipe for the runs you got up there LOL.
Eat at your own risk
Peace, BPB
OMG wtf he didn't send you any grits ???