immediately you will notice food tastes better. your friends will tell you it looks like you lost weight. total strangers will offer to buy you drinks. if you get pulled over for speeding, the cop will let you off with just a warning
best of all, the Saturday after you turn pink, two prorails will come to your house and serve you breakfast in bed. you get to pick which two.
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oh man, turning pink is the best!
immediately you will notice food tastes better. your friends will tell you it looks like you lost weight. total strangers will offer to buy you drinks. if you get pulled over for speeding, the cop will let you off with just a warning
best of all, the Saturday after you turn pink, two prorails will come to your house and serve you breakfast in bed. you get to pick which two.