GRAB YOUR HUNNI INVITATION to LADIBUGG

Roses are red

ladibuggs are too

Here's a special invitation for you:

On December 5th, a Saturday night,

Come take a ride in the moonlight.

I'll pick you up at your front door

And down the highway we will soar.

.....

(oops, what was that??)

To the casino for dinner and drinks

Have a few more, I say with a wink

With kisses and a long embrace...

I'm hoping to get to second base...

I won't get hammered or act real odd

Cuz I'll end up prayin' to the porcelain god!

So, ladibugg, will you be my date?

I'll mow your lawn with my John Deere clipper...

And help you with your tiny glass slipper...

I'll wait by the mailbox for your reply

Come play cards and make me a happy guy.