Railbird Absurd Interview with jonnie2thumbs

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Poker can be stressful and get too serious sometimes...take a break...sit down with me and my curious mind. Together, we may make a difference...but don't bank on it.

This is the 3rd and final one for this week, next round next week sometime....

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Next up is Jonnie2thumbs, a man known around Railbirds.com for his sharp wit and poker savvy. Here, for your viewing pleasure, is our discussion…>>

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Welcome, let’s skip the formalities and jump right in, shall we?>>

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-How do you like your eggs done?

Fry 'em, poach 'em, boil 'em - I don't care - just remember to serve them up on a bed of fresh crisp $100 bills…

-That sounds quite unsanitary. Do you eat food that has fallen on the floor? Be honest

Only if the floor looks clean - and I make sure to lick off any germs first.

-What kind of damage would you inflict if I were to take away your caffeine for a week?

None - I would just sleep the whole time.

-Have you weaned yourself off of cow’s milk yet? If not, what the hell are you waiting for?

Yes - I went back to human milk several years ago - just don't tell my wife....

-Mums the word. Most eggs you've downed in one sitting? Were you proud afterwards?

I think it was about 5 years ago and it was in the region of 3000 eggs - caviar on toast - nothing special to be proud of really.

-Amazing… On to the personal matters...Do you wash your hands after opening your mail?

My monkey butler opens my mail - so no.

-Have you ever shot a Jehovah's Witness? If so, how did you dispose of the body?

Yes - and I didn't get rid of the body - I just nailed him next to the front door to persuade others to 'go away'.

-That’s actually quite clever……. Now for some poker questions... When playing online poker, do your palms ever get all sweaty and gross?

It’s the ONLY time my palms AREN'T sweaty and gross

-Which Queen in the deck makes you feel inadequate as a
man?

Either of the black ones - can't decide - I'm just sitting here feeling inadequate.

-In closing, pick 1 word to sum up your feet.

Handy>>

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Brilliant. This has been very insightful… thank you for your time.

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