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Ebert's Story

Jun 19, 2009 11:26 pm Report Abuse

EBERT WALTERS May 20, 2009

DURING HIS CHILDHOOD, EBERT "SONNY" WALTERS WAS COUNSELED BY HIS TOUGH OLD
COWBOY GRANDFATHER FROM WYOMING THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE
SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

HIS FAMILY SAID EBERT DID THAT RELIGIOUSLY EVERY MORNING. HE OUTLIVED HIS
WIFE IONA BY 52 YEARS, HE DIED LAST THURSDAY AT AGE 104.

EBERT LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND-CHILDREN, 25
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15 FOOT DEEP HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM
USED TO BE.



Have a great weekend, everyone!!!!!



..................................................................dj



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RoseG42 Jun 19, 2009 11:38 pm
LMAO, so funny.
RoyalGoalie Jun 19, 2009 11:42 pm
Lol, I saw this one coming, but enjoyed it anyway!
captbob7 Jun 20, 2009 12:22 am

this is a very nice story, if you do this, do not ask for being cremated.

Or better invite your enemies to be near you, on that moment.

helmarie Jun 20, 2009 12:33 am
lmao thats funny & not the ending i was expecting hehe
Johnnyarms1 Jun 20, 2009 4:09 am
very nice dj
Seymour.Bluffs Jun 20, 2009 4:24 am
OntheFlops Jun 21, 2009 1:16 am
LOL.... cute
~Shirly~
starsmyle Jun 25, 2009 4:48 am
hehehe

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