I need railing.. well actually a little bit more than that

I am playing in the Omaha freeroll in the next hour. Not a problem you may think. There is however one small problem that I have encountered, well actually its quite a big problem when you stop and think about it.

The problem, which may sound trivial to some, but means alot to me, is this.. I AM CRAP AT IT..

Now I have come up with a cunning plan. A sneaky and devious method of getting myself out of a huge great hole and embarassing myself like I normally do in these events.

Supposing someone who had the time on their hands, who perhaps was going to rail the tournament, actually oversaw what I was doing and stopped me throwing away my chips like confetti at a Joan Collins wedding.

When I say oversee me, what I actually mean is, I give you my password on FTP and you play on my behalf. You win copious amounts of money. I get the street cred of being the Omaha wizard and no one is any the wiser..

Anyone fancy volunteering ? Obviously it has to be kept a secret and no one must ever know about it.

Post your names below if you are interested and I will PM you to arrange it. Sorry untrustworthy people who may tell others about my plan should not apply..