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    Things you will learn from your son:

    Nov 20, 2008 3:46 am Report Abuse


    1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

    2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

    3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

    4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.

    5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

    6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

    7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    9.) A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

    10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

    11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

    12.) Super glue is forever.

    13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool,you still can't walk on water.

    14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

    16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

    19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

    20.) The fire department in Austin,TX has a 5-minute response time.

    21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

    22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

    23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

    24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.


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    jluckyj24 Nov 20, 2008 3:51 am
    Thats funny, I needed a laugh.
    MetallicaMami Nov 20, 2008 3:57 am
    lmfao.......I love it! Funny stuff
    Whoopseedazy Nov 20, 2008 4:05 am
    LOL ! Every word of that is true !
    TuckyBud420 Nov 20, 2008 4:06 am

    Do you know my kids???...My husband is now looking for the Brake fluid and clorox.....thanx!!

    ROFLMAO!!!

    ZzRick Nov 20, 2008 4:13 am
    well time to get the clorox and brake fluid brb
    Artie_Lange Nov 20, 2008 4:14 am
    thats so funny. the minute i read the brake fluid one, i thought id try it.
    factchecker Nov 20, 2008 4:18 am
    Damn....im still looking at my thumbs AND thinking about clorox and brake fluid
    tim4u Nov 20, 2008 4:20 am
    don't mix brake fluid and clorox it emits a poisonous gas that can kill....not a joke people,,,it will scare the tissues of your lungs,,,,and produces an extremely large amount of fumes,,,,hate to see anyone else get hurt
    JasperJr Nov 20, 2008 4:24 am
    Hey - I agree - don't actually try mixing that stuff. I'm not a chemist, and I'm not advocating it. I don't know what you will get, but lets not try to find out - OK????
    apfjr Nov 20, 2008 4:32 am
    Clorox and brake fluid. here i come!!!!
    tennkid777 Nov 20, 2008 4:41 am
    That was real funny glad im not a dad yet
    GmaJo Nov 20, 2008 4:57 am
    Good one
    mol2003 Nov 20, 2008 5:13 am
    lmao
    apfjr Nov 20, 2008 5:33 am

    UPDATE!!! CLOROX AND BRAKE FLUID PRODUCES NOTHING!!!

    HOWEVER CLORINE AND BRAKE FLUID MEANS RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    ALSO for a step down down clorine and seven up with make a neat fountain (this one is okay for kids, as long as there is an adult present.)

    Fraggles Nov 20, 2008 8:43 am
    OH God that is funny I have a two year old boy and can just see him thinking up some of these things, thank god i dont have a ceiling fan although i have learned that a dozen eggs can break themselves while im in the shower
    mic71 Nov 20, 2008 7:25 pm
    LMAOOOOO thats funnyyyyyyyyyyy

    thx for sharing

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