(I know I am gonna take some heat over this one....Hahahaha...If you need to find me, I'm in Railbirds Chat...lol)
29 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When beer goes flat you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
16. A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
19. A beer is always wet.
20. beer doesn't demand equality.
21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
22. You can have a beer in public.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
26. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
27. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak
28. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
29. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good
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hmm...not sure what number 12 is supposed to mean, but this is my response for the ladies!!