20 Things You Can Only Say During Thanksgiving!

1. Talk about a Huge Breast!

2. It's Cool Whip Time!

3. Tie the legs together to keep the inside moist.

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll Burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

. 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some

10. Don't play with your meat!

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

19. Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

20. How long will it take after you stick it in?

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