I see this question, or something similar to this question, all the time hear on Railbirds. So, I thought I would take a few moments to adress it.
CAUTION! Results May vary, so use this information at your own risk!!
1. Avoid Achmed, The All-in Poker Terrorist.
Yes, we all know he's out there. Achmed like's to push with any two cards in a foolish attempt to double up and take the people's chips that limp in and see a cheap flop at the beginning of the tournament. Resist the temptation to call this scumbag!! He an idiot! More importantly, don't be this idiot!
2. Deploy Good Discipline.
Calling a 3 times the big blind bet with a hand like J 2 off and catching two J's on the flop is not funny. That's lucky and not skill. Use discipline and play cards that actually have potential of making a hand.
3. Your Not A Pro, so don't act like it!
Your not a professional poker player, so don't act like it by making comments like, "Your such a F'ing Donkey" , or "How could you make that call? you idiot!!" If you was a pro, your name would be in red and you would have a pretty little bracelet around your wrist. Also, you probally wouldn't be playing freerolls, now would you?
4. Don't Play with Your Avatar.
Don't play with you avatar. It's annoying! Making your little dog bob up and down behind your cards is neither funny nor cute. Leave the emotions alone.
5. Don't type, ZZZZZZZZZZZZ, when someone's trying to make a decision.
If your sleepy, then sit out and go to bed. Don't annoy others that are actually trying to enjoy the game.
6. Control Your Table Image.
(Insert Your Own Image Here)
If your trying to have a tight/agressive image then impose a tight/agressive image. If your trying to have loose/agressive image, then impose a loose/agressive image, but don't try to use both!
By implying all of the steps listed above, you will easily excel in Freerolls. And you won't annoy your fellow players.
Have Fun and Good Luck!!
*Disclaimer- All characters and incidents listed above are fictional. Any person or incident listed that actually happened are purely coincidental, either living or deceased. If you are one of the characters that acts out one of these incidents, we ask you go to you local gun shop, buy a shotgun, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger. Okay, that's the end of the disclaimer. Are you still reading this? I said that was the end, so why are you still reading this? That's it, go away now! 
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16 comments
LOL!! That was good!
hmmmm
racist number one
You used that picture with a person you describe as a terrorist. And you also used a middle eastern -type name to describe it. If you would like to be technical, your usage of the word terrorist is also wrong. So now you are going to tell me to kill myself? Grow up and stop being so ignorant.