twas the nite before xmas and all ove the site
there was lots of check raisin " one more pot for the nite"
The blogs were all posted with thought and great care
in hopes that no joker would disrespect them there
The children were farmed out to the ex's for the nite
It was quite and peacefull, i could keep my mind rite
my stripper friend in her g string and I in my shorts
were just getting dryed of from a little tryst of sorts
When on my screen there appeared such a hand
Just a hoping some newbie would say " all in man"
Away to the frig cause I hate my booze hot
and with this kind of hand I could sure use a shot
The booze went down smooth it calmed my hands shake
Now I was tuned up to take some fools stake
When what to my blood shot eyes shold I see
Not 1` not 2 but I had raisers three
A ltille quiver of blood lust ran down my spine
I so wanted to type " yo ass is mine"
More rapid than eagles I raised the bet
knowing that I would have all the chips yet
now big slick , jack 10 suited and all pocket pairs
snowmen and crab claws you all bet in errors
so bet it up, raise it up, stack that pot tall
cause I'm cappin and shovin and rakin it all
then in a twinkling out came the flop
I knew in an instant my aces were top
I slobbered and droolled and typed with a grin
"come on u suckas I am going all in"
they paused and they waited and took their sweet time
I had pocket rockets so that was just fine
just when the timer was ready to run out
they shoved all in too, we were having a bout
the turn wasn't threatning and the river was crap
just a matter of moments I'd have their ass's tapped
as they turned their hands over the wind went out of my sails
I knew right then and there I was headed for the rails
There was 2 pair and trips and hands of all kinds
bettin like that I must of been out of my mind
I felt shot in the gut like I just got jacked
how in the hell did my aces get cracked
I typed on the screen as I turned out the light
GG ya'll I'm busted out for the night
Happy Holidays and Peace
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And out on the rooftop Poppa did go
To shout to the World swaying to and fro
"I am so pissed and so so so Blue"
"My Aces were cracked by Quasi with damn old 7 and 2"
lmbo to funny Pappa.
Sure can relate to that, had aa busted three times tonite.
Happy holidays
Way Cool, my friend, way cool !
....Tc....
great poem hun , you are awesome!
Much Love,
Mary
o wot a fright
jus remember
xmas comes but once
in the night
but bad beats crack yr aces
wth everyday delight
i like this part most:
so bet it up, raise it up, stack that pot tall
cause I'm cappin and shovin and rakin it all
then in a twinkling out came the flop
I knew in an instant my aces were top
I slobbered and droolled and typed with a grin
"come on u suckas I am going all in"