Jesus versus Satan- too cute! This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen
in awhile!
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I
have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours,
and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They
moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They
downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels
and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and
Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the
power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
Finally, the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Satan started searching frantically,
screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went
out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his
work and I don't have any?'God just shrugged and said,................'JESUS
SAVES'.
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Ha..cute one
~Flops~
cute one!!
LOL thats .... corny but also real funny lol