friends are the best,,,specially the true blue ones,,,,heres what one said to me

>
> None of that Sissy Crap
> Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound
good,
> but never actually come close to reality?
> Well, here is a series of promises that
> actually speak of true friendship.
> You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
> Just the stone cold truth of our great
> friendship
>
> 1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a
spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
> 3. When you smile -- I will know you are
> plotting something that I must be involved in.
> 4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
> 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
> 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
> 7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
> 8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
> 9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask --
because you are my FRIEND!
>
> Friendship is like peeing your pants,
> everyone can see it,
> but only you can feel the true warmth.
> Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
> Then get depressed because you can only think
> of 4.
>
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