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7 Kinds Of Sex

Nov 14, 2008 8:00 pm Report Abuse

7 KINDS OF SEX

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.


smurf.jpg smurf image by jos307



The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


hjjjhj.jpg Kitchen Sex image by My_love6969


The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.


bedroom.jpg safe sex image by pinkvs69

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".


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The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

DC2.jpg picture by purpldrgn1956b DivorceCourt.jpg picture by purpldrgn1956b


The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.


nun.jpg nun image by 1000AKing


OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!


IdaMayFuller.jpg picture by purpldrgn1956b



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Lou-dog Nov 14, 2008 8:04 pm
haha that was funny purpldrgn. gl and play on.
jroyfus Nov 14, 2008 8:05 pm

i never get nun waaaaaaaaa

being evil clowny is lonely

sniffles

slickchick22 Nov 14, 2008 8:08 pm
MySpace LOL Comment: 5
LoganXL Nov 14, 2008 8:10 pm
But dont forget.......................




mikey2007 Nov 14, 2008 8:11 pm

almost hit the 5th (courtroom sex) but i changed my ways

cheaper to keep her

Alexxx Nov 14, 2008 8:16 pm
very good lol!
allndave Nov 14, 2008 8:39 pm

rodeo sex , while having sex you scream out her sisters name and try to stay on for 8 seconds. of course that also leads to the 5th kind of sex.

hehe i just typed sex 3 times on a poker forum.........what is the world coming to?


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