OMG! LOL...
A train hits a bus filled with
Catholic school girls and they all
perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the
Pearly Gates when St. Peter asks the
first girl, ' Tiffany, have you ever had
any contact with a male organ ?
She giggles and shyly replies,
'Well, I once touched the head of one
with the tip of my finger.'
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the
tip of your finger in the Holy Water
and pass through the gate.'
St. Peter asks the next girl the
same question, 'Jennifer, have you
ever had any contact with a male
organ?' The girl is a little reluctant
but replies, 'Well, once I fondled and
stroked one.'
St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip your whole
hand in the Holy Water and pass
through the gate.'
All of a sudden, there is a lot of
commotion in the line of girls, and one
girl is pushing her way to the front of
the line.
When she reaches the front, St. Peter
says, 'Reeva, What seems to be the
rush?'
The girl replies, 'If I'm going
to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Jessica sticks her
ass in it'.
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12 comments
too dang funny not to retell
too funny!!
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~Flops~
my old " Sunday school-teatcher "