My next life

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement
and
collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch
on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to
work.

You get ready for High School : drink alcohol,
party, and you're
generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid,
you play, and you
have
no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby,

and then..........
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
in luxury, in Spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on
tap,

and
then.............
You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case