Run Forest Run!!!!!!
Nov 14, 2008 10:28 am
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The day finally arrives:
Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed however. St. Peter says, Well Forrest it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we've been giving an entrance exam for everyone. The tests are fairly short, but you need to pass before you can get into Heaven. Forrest responds, Sure hope the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was. St. Peter goes on, Yes, I know
Forrest but the test I have for you is only three questions.
1. What days of the week begin with the letter T.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
3. What is God's first name?
Forrest goes away to think. He returns the next day and goes up to St. Peter to try and answer the exam questions. St Peter waves him up and says, Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.
Forrest says, "Well the first one- how many days begin with T, shucks, that one's easy. That'd be Today and Tomorrow."
The Saint's eyes opened wide as he exclaimed Forrest, "That's not what I was thinking, but...you do have a point, and I guess I didn't specify, so I give you credit for that one."
"How about the next one?" asks St. Peter. "How many seconds in a year?"
"Now that one's harder", says Forrest, "But I thunk and thunk about that and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
Astounded St.Peter says, "Twelve!? Twelve!? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
Forrest says, "Shucks, there's gotta' be twelve: January second, February second, March second..."
"Hold it," Interrupts St. Peter "I see where you're going with this. And I guess I see you're point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind, but I'll give you credit for that one, too. Let's go on to the final question.
Can you tell me God's first name?"
Forrest replied. "Andy."
"OK, OK," said frustrated St. Peter, "I guess I can see how you came up with the first two answers to my questions but how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"
That was the easiest of all, Forrest replied I learned it from the song....Andy WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.....
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awwwe...now thats cute!!!...and funny!