Muffins Hate Poker Players

Today in a Uni exclusive, I've gained a special, secret, interview with a member of the National Muffin Society of America. This Muffin opted to remain anonymous throughout the interview but given this is a written interview backspace is all that was really necessary. So here's the interview as it occured in real time -

Me: "Hello Mr. Anonymous Muffin, thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to do this interview"

AM: "Your welcome, I wasn't doing anything today."

Me: "So I heard you had combined with the donuts and sandwhiches to form a new alliance against poker players. Why's this?"

AM: "Well we're getting tired of poker players. Every morning we wake up, freshly made and ready for the day. Yet as soon as someone gets a bad beat they throw us against the wall!"

Me: "Really? ever think they're throwing you against the wall because you tasted bad?"

AM: "WTF? I'm a muffin! What's with the insults! How can I taste bad!?"

Me: "Well you're nothing special, just bread and sugar."

AM: "GOD! I hate you!!! I hate you all! I hope you all!"

*chomp*

...sorry I got hungry

BTW he's right, muffins are yummy.