HOPE THIS WORKS--MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD.................
Nov 12, 2008 6:13 pm
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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes, what can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbour Virgil Smith...he's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs but he's hidin' it there."
"Thanks you very much for the call, sir..."
The next day, the Sherriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes they open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd...did the Sherrif come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to GIT-R-DUN).
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29 comments
hey it workedddddddddddd lol
funny one too ppppffffttttt !!!!
i didn t miss it
great one, thank you
LOL! yeah, I enjoyed this one quite thoroughly!
lol
Good luck on the tables!
that's a good one.. i was getting a little worried about him losing his mary jane.. I live in Monroe, MIchigan and just yesterday a cop pulled over a semi carrying 4200 pounds of marijuana. That's just unfortunate. Damn POLICE>>
Way too Funny. ROFLMAO.
lmao
gl and tc
:-)
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