I must be the biggest idiot in the world to think I can win a hand. LOL. X
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Tilt Poker Game #8917339970: $100 Freeroll (68116442), Table 137 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:34:30 ET - 2008/11/11
Seat 1: sharon111 (4,455)
Seat 2: goriman (2,450)
Seat 3: kuuhl (2,950), is sitting out
Seat 4: gobluuue123 (1,865)
Seat 5: XPOKERCHIC (5,540)
Seat 6: BBcobra (3,886)
Seat 7: hotsandsbaby (3,010)
Seat 8: jpsnowman (9,405), is sitting out
Seat 9: Guatemalteca (1,630)
hotsandsbaby posts the small blind of 50
jpsnowman posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XPOKERCHIC


Guatemalteca folds
sharon111 calls 100
goriman calls 100
kuuhl folds
gobluuue123 folds
XPOKERCHIC raises to 550
BBcobra folds
hotsandsbaby folds
jpsnowman folds
sharon111 calls 450
goriman calls 450
*** FLOP ***



sharon111 checks
goriman checks
XPOKERCHIC bets 1,800
sharon111 calls 1,800
goriman raises to 1,900, and is all in
XPOKERCHIC calls 100
sharon111 calls 100
*** TURN ***



sharon111 checks
XPOKERCHIC bets 3,090, and is all in
sharon111 calls 2,005, and is all in
XPOKERCHIC shows


sharon111 shows


goriman shows


Uncalled bet of 1,085 returned to XPOKERCHIC
*** RIVER ***




XPOKERCHIC shows a pair of Tens
sharon111 shows a straight, Six high
sharon111 wins the side pot (4,010) with a straight, Six high
goriman shows a straight, Six high
sharon111 ties for the main pot (3,750) with a straight, Six high
goriman ties for the main pot (3,750) with a straight, Six high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11,510 Main pot 7,500. Side pot 4,010. | Rake 0
Board:





Seat 1: sharon111 showed


and won (7,760) with a straight, Six high
Seat 2: goriman showed


and won (3,750) with a straight, Six high
Seat 3: kuuhl didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: gobluuue123 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: XPOKERCHIC showed


and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: BBcobra (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: hotsandsbaby (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: jpsnowman (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Guatemalteca didn't bet (folded)
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Tilt Poker Game #8917370993: $100 Freeroll (68116442), Table 137 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:37:52 ET - 2008/11/11
Seat 1: sharon111 (7,660)
Seat 2: goriman (3,650)
Seat 4: gobluuue123 (1,865)
Seat 5: XPOKERCHIC (1,235)
Seat 6: BBcobra (4,386)
Seat 7: hotsandsbaby (2,960)
Seat 8: jpsnowman (9,255), is sitting out
Seat 9: Guatemalteca (1,230)
goriman posts the small blind of 50
gobluuue123 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XPOKERCHIC


XPOKERCHIC calls 100
BBcobra calls 100
hotsandsbaby folds
jpsnowman folds
Guatemalteca has 15 seconds left to act
crazynoki81 sits down
crazynoki81 adds 745
crazynoki81 is sitting out
Guatemalteca calls 100
sharon111 calls 100
goriman calls 50
gobluuue123 checks
*** FLOP ***



goriman bets 600
gobluuue123 folds
XPOKERCHIC raises to 1,135, and is all in
BBcobra raises to 4,286, and is all in
Guatemalteca folds
sharon111 folds
goriman calls 2,950, and is all in
BBcobra shows


goriman shows


XPOKERCHIC shows


Uncalled bet of 736 returned to BBcobra
*** TURN ***



*** RIVER ***




BBcobra shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
goriman shows a full house, Tens full of Jacks
goriman wins the side pot (4,830) with a full house, Tens full of Jacks
XPOKERCHIC shows a straight, Jack high
goriman wins the main pot (4,005) with a full house, Tens full of Jacks
XPOKERCHIC stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,835 Main pot 4,005. Side pot 4,830. | Rake 0
Board:





Seat 1: sharon111 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: goriman (small blind) showed


and won (8,835) with a full house, Tens full of Jacks
Seat 4: gobluuue123 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: XPOKERCHIC showed


and lost with a straight, Jack high
Seat 6: BBcobra showed


and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 7: hotsandsbaby didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: jpsnowman didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Guatemalteca folded on the Flop
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I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling that kind of pain......... I'll make sure when I see you not to play 69 off.........lol....I know it would crack your AA
see you on the felt....
crap cause the river gonna give it to them.
Full Tilt Poker Game #8917624746: Tournament Dollar Freeroll (68120668), Table 5 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:04:06 ET - 2008/11/11
Seat 1: lostylx (1,505)
Seat 2: WAYNESWORLD1 (1,335), is sitting out
Seat 3: XPOKERCHIC (5,285)
Seat 4: TIGr07 (1,920)
Seat 5: Jackal0206 (1,572)
Seat 6: SeaJA (3,410)
Seat 7: DarkProto05 (1,245), is sitting out
Seat 8: ozzy1oz (3,960)
Seat 9: mshim (5,348)
mshim posts the small blind of 40
lostylx posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XPOKERCHIC
WAYNESWORLD1 folds
XPOKERCHIC folds
TIGr07 calls 80
Jackal0206 folds
SeaJA folds
DarkProto05 folds
ozzy1oz raises to 240
mshim calls 200
lostylx calls 160
TIGr07 calls 160
*** FLOP ***
mshim bets 80
lostylx calls 80
TIGr07 calls 80
ozzy1oz raises to 320
mshim calls 240
lostylx folds
TIGr07 calls 240
*** TURN ***
mshim bets 80
TIGr07 calls 80
ozzy1oz calls 80
*** RIVER ***
mshim has 15 seconds left to act
mshim bets 1,500
TIGr07 has 15 seconds left to act
TIGr07 calls 1,280, and is all in
ozzy1oz folds
Uncalled bet of 220 returned to mshim
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mshim shows
TIGr07 shows
TIGr07 wins the pot (4,800) with a flush, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,800 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: lostylx (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: WAYNESWORLD1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: XPOKERCHIC didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: TIGr07 showed
Seat 5: Jackal0206 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: SeaJA didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: DarkProto05 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: ozzy1oz (button) folded on the River
Seat 9: mshim (small blind) showed
so predictable pretty darn close
my new saying on the tbls there where i lose
to a joker hand "typical so typicalllllll" lol
Seat 1: Lars ricken18 (13,155)
Seat 2: WAYNESWORLD1 (825), is sitting out
Seat 3: XPOKERCHIC (8,255)
Seat 4: TIGr07 (1,989)
Seat 5: ufo-research (7,945)
Seat 6: 99madhatter (1,185), is sitting out
Seat 7: DarkProto05 (825), is sitting out
Seat 8: ozzy1oz (3,610)
Seat 9: mshim (1,646)
WAYNESWORLD1 posts the small blind of 100
XPOKERCHIC posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XPOKERCHIC
Lars ricken18: Gut Gut Gut
TIGr07 calls 200
ufo-research folds
99madhatter folds
DarkProto05 folds
ozzy1oz calls 200
mshim calls 200
Lars ricken18 folds
WAYNESWORLD1 folds
XPOKERCHIC checks
*** FLOP ***
XPOKERCHIC checks
TIGr07 checks
ozzy1oz checks
mshim checks
*** TURN ***
XPOKERCHIC bets 200
TIGr07 calls 200
ozzy1oz calls 200
mshim calls 200
*** RIVER ***
XPOKERCHIC bets 200
TIGr07 raises to 1,589, and is all in
ozzy1oz folds
mshim calls 1,246, and is all in
XPOKERCHIC calls 1,389
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TIGr07 shows
XPOKERCHIC mucks
TIGr07 wins the side pot (686) with a flush, Jack high
mshim mucks
TIGr07 wins the main pot (5,438) with a flush, Jack high
mshim stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,124 Main pot 5,438. Side pot 686. | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: Lars ricken18 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: WAYNESWORLD1 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: XPOKERCHIC (big blind) mucked
Seat 4: TIGr07 showed
Seat 5: ufo-research didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: 99madhatter didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: DarkProto05 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: ozzy1oz folded on the River
Seat 9: mshim mucked
The way the programs work the next card to be dealt is randomly rotating through the remaining cards in the deck. Or the program is dealing based upon all possible combinations of preset decks, both ways are totally random. If there was some sort of pattern, there would be books on picking up the patterns, and some genius from MIT would be on the nightly news talking about how online poker can be beat.
Also pros like Phil Ivey win millions online, its not because they are lucky, or because the program treats them better, it is skill. Bad beats must happen. You are playing a hand a minute online. Live a hand takes several minutes, usually more than a minute just to shuffle.
THis is going to hurt but, when you lose it happens for two reasons, the first reason is you got outplayed or played poorly. The second reason is your opponent got lucky. Yes even a 98 percent favorite will lose 2 out of a hundred times. A 75 percent favorite will lose 1 in 4 times. In the long run if you play well you will profit.
when you play with dunces expect them to play like dunces
$100 freeroll says it all...
look at me lol....im your first mistake and there comes poker lmfao !!
love ya
wh