Trick or Treat vs Sex ??

Not sure if this one was on here yet or not...Hope you enjoy!!

TOP 10 REASONS TRICK OR TREAT IS BETTER THAN SEX

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the Sack.

9. If you get tired....Wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you Candy.

6. It's okay when the person you are with fantasizes you are someone else......because you are someone else.

5. 100 years from now you will still enjoy Candy.

4. If you don't get what you want you can always...go next door.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next Morning.

And the number one reason...Trick or Treat is better than Sex?

#1. You can do the Whole Neighborhood!