Dear Sinn,
I saw your ad for your new dating service and I thought I would give it a try. I can’t make it to the party that night because I have other plans (that’s the night me and the boys go down to the community center to play them UNO cards) and need a date.
I put a $50 dollar bill in with this letter and I would like 2.506265664 dates
Ok here are my answers
1) do u like candy? huh, lil boy???
Of course I like candy, who doesn’t like candy?
2) what is ur favorite candy?
I’m gonna have to go with eye candy on this one
Something like this maybe
3) what costume would u wear for halloween?
4) what costume do u think she should wear for halloween?
I like this one
BTW Is she good with farm animals?
5) would u be upset if she kicks ur arse in poker?
No but I would be mad if she beats me at UNO
6) whats ur fav poker hand?
Who cares about poker but I really love getting the draw 4 and skip cards in UNO
7) whats ur favorite color?
Blue
8) whats ur favorite car?
I really like this one
But I’m kinda short on funds right now so we will be heading down to the community center in this
9) whats ur favorite movie?
Whatever we can sneak into at the local theater. Did I mention I was short on funds.
10) whats ur favorite song? will u sing it to her?
That’s what radio’s are for so I don’t have to make decisions like that. Sure I can sing along with the radio.
11) do u sleep naked?
Are you kidding it was 33 degrees here last night. My balls would shrivel up and look like raisins.
12) do u play poker naked???
You mean like this?
Ohhhhh ………….. wait …………. You said poker. Ok never mind. Let’s just forget I brought this up
13) if you had one wish.......what would it be???
For my date to be eye candy. I want to be the talk of the community center!
14) whos ur fav pokerplayer?
Why are we still talking about poker?
15) will u kiss on the first date?
If she’s eye candy then HECK YEAH!
I can’t wait to see who shows up that night. I really hope she likes UNO. Oh and more importantly she better be eye candy, $50 is a lot of money where I come from.
Your truly,
RoadBob
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