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    The Napkin

    Oct 15, 2008 9:24 pm Report Abuse

    My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).
    One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping ''napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for 'special occasions' (her second mistake).
    Now, fast forward a few months....It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.
    When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next, came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next, came my father, who roared with laughter. Then, came my Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a 'special occasion' Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tails in so they didn't hang off the edge!!
    My mother asked me why I used these and of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.
    'But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!'
    Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive
    quickly....and for heavens sake, use the good napkins whenever you can!


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    TheSparklingClub Oct 15, 2008 10:09 pm

    OMG! that was super cute!

    lllPHOENIXlll Oct 15, 2008 10:09 pm
    I coulda seen my daughter actually doing something like that!!
    Fraggles Oct 15, 2008 10:17 pm
    ROTFLMFAO, OMG THAT IS PRICELESS
    slickchick22 Oct 15, 2008 10:41 pm
    LMAO!!!!
    RoseG42 Oct 15, 2008 10:58 pm

    Be careful how you explain things to children.

    They take what you say at face value.

    OMG LMAO


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