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    Funny shit for all railbirds!!!

    Oct 15, 2008 1:09 am Report Abuse

    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
    HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD


    Well, it's shit . that's right, shit!
    Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.


    You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
    and tell others to eat shit.

    Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.


    There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
    You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

    You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.


    You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

    Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.


    Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

    You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

    You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

    And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

    You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

    Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
    Well, Shit Happens!!!


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    MaximumBet Oct 15, 2008 1:14 am
    Funny
    DarkOdin Oct 15, 2008 1:16 am
    chittttttttttttttttttttttt
    dalsue214 Oct 15, 2008 1:18 am
    hehe nice, and its all true!
    topcat1954 Oct 15, 2008 1:20 am

    Yup, shit happens, even to the best of turds !

    ....Tc....

    scottyburr1 Oct 15, 2008 1:20 am
    Now that's sum funny shit!!!!! LMAO
    Lou-dog Oct 15, 2008 1:23 am
    that was pretty good haha. gl and play on.
    MyNemesis Oct 15, 2008 1:28 am
    thats some funny shit!!
    chiefchiefem Oct 15, 2008 1:29 am
    I WOULDNT SHIT U UR MY FAVORITE TURD
    mightymight Oct 15, 2008 1:35 am

    LMAO That was awesome my boss has been feeding me shit for a week. Thanks for that I needed it.

    Shiznizzled Oct 15, 2008 1:37 am

    lol... that's some funny shit

    sens2good Oct 15, 2008 1:41 am
    lmfao..that was hilarious shit..
    HempHog2 Oct 15, 2008 1:44 am
    hahaha very funny lmao
    DtownGirl Oct 15, 2008 2:12 am
    tamochin Oct 15, 2008 2:29 am
    HOLY SHIT!!!!!
    Qstack Oct 15, 2008 2:30 am

    Thats FUNNY as SHIT !

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    DtownGirl Oct 15, 2008 2:34 am
    that sux..all the red X boxes were visible when i first posted this
    Tonopah63 Oct 17, 2008 3:38 am

    LOL..............sounds an awful lot like a George Carlin routine

    Take care and good luck..

    wntrlnd Oct 17, 2008 5:56 am

    shit, i almost didn't read this blog!

    good job! you get my official Best Blog of The Day award!

    DirtyDawg777 Oct 17, 2008 6:28 am
    THAT'S GOOD SHIT GIRL!!!!!
    jhugs5555 Oct 17, 2008 6:36 am
    A tribute to a great comic George Carlin, he is missed.

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