Sure, I'll date your girlfriend...

I'm not sure if I can even make this Halloween tourney, but this seems like too much fun to pass up...

1) do u like candy? huh, lil boy??? Hell yeah, I like candy! I said, HELL YEAH, I LIKE CANDY!!

2) what is ur favorite candy? I have to pick just one? I'm going to have to go with Jelly Bellys. Sorry Reese's PB cups, take it up with Jelly Bellys.

3) what costume would u wear for halloween? If she dresses like the football player, then I will dress like a cheerleader.

4) what costume do u think she should wear for halloween? Definitely the football player, so she could tackle me...she looks like a tight end from here.

5) would u be upset if she kicks ur arse in poker? Yeah, probably, but makeup sex is good, so who really wins?

6) whats ur fav poker hand? I love 97 diamonds...I'm sure she would love 97 diamonds, too

7) whats ur favorite color? This seems like a trick question. I've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, if I guess wrong I get thrown into the pit, don't I? Okay, I'll say green...no..blue...AAAAGGGHHHHhhhh....

8) whats ur favorite car? I would love to own a Jaguar XJS - forest green, fully loaded.

9) whats ur favorite movie? Dude, I never get tired of The Big Lebowski.

10) whats ur favorite song? will u sing it to her? I don't have a favorite song, I love way too much music to narrow it down to just one song, but I will definitely sing any song she wants to hear, and she will be putty in my hands.

11) do u sleep naked? Not usually, but I have been known to when I have another body there to keep me warm.

12) do u play poker naked??? Uhhhh, no...well, except that time I did really bad playing strip poker. Boy, grandpa really cleaned up that night...

13) if you had one wish.......what would it be??? Unless I could wish for more wishes, I would wish for eternal bliss for every living thing. I know, cheesy, right? What did you want me to say, "a million bucks"? That's chump change. Eternal happiness is priceless.

14) whos ur fav pokerplayer? Daniel Negreanu, a great all-around poker player, and a great personality. He is always fun to watch, and I learn something every time.

15) will u kiss on the first date? Baby, I will kiss before the date's even started, that way we can find out right away if we're worth each other's time. I'll do anything on the first date, why beat around the bush? Hell, I'll even beat around the bush, if she wants me to...

Well, that was sorta fun. Hope someone finds it amusing, otherwise I just wasted twenty minutes I'll never get back...Happy Halloween!