I Beat Down A Rude Player... And I Liked It! LOL!

Don't cha just love schoolin' a moron?

Check out this hand history.

This was one of the easiest players to read that I've ever had the pleasure of beating the chips out of.

I've taken the time to "X" out his name to protect the ignorant.

BTW.... This is also a railbird. EDIT: This WAS a railbird, but hasn't been here in a very long time, so although he still has an account.... I guess you could say he is no longer with us. Thanks for the info, jsc.

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Full Tilt Poker Game #8352878030: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:32:40 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (4,035)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (6,155)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (3,310)
mouse1843 posts the small blind of 150
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 folds
mouse1843 calls 150
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
*** FLOP ***
mouse1843 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX has 15 seconds left to act
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 300
mouse1843 calls 300
*** TURN ***
mouse1843 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX has 15 seconds left to act
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 600
mouse1843 calls 600
*** RIVER ***
mouse1843 bets 1,200
XXXXXX XXXXXXX folds
Uncalled bet of 1,200 returned to mouse1843
mouse1843 mucks
mouse1843 wins the pot (2,400)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,400 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: mouse1843 (small blind) collected (2,400), mucked
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352888680: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:33:36 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (5,235)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (4,955)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (3,310)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 150
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
mouse1843 folds
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 150
CaptinJack70 raises to 600
XXXXXX XXXXXXX has 15 seconds left to act
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 300
*** FLOP ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
CaptinJack70 bets 2,710, and is all in
XXXXXX XXXXXXX folds
Uncalled bet of 2,710 returned to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 mucks
CaptinJack70 wins the pot (1,200)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,200 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: mouse1843 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) collected (1,200), mucked

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352895502: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:34:11 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (5,235)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (4,355)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (3,910)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 150
mouse1843 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: donkey mothafuccka
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: EEEEEEEE AWWWWWWWW
XXXXXX XXXXXXX has 15 seconds left to act
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 300
CaptinJack70 raises to 3,910, and is all in
mouse1843 folds
XXXXXX XXXXXXX folds
Uncalled bet of 3,610 returned to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 mucks
CaptinJack70 wins the pot (900)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 900 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mouse1843 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) collected (900), mucked

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352900525: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:34:37 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (4,935)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (4,055)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (4,510)
mouse1843 posts the small blind of 150
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: EEEEEEEEE AWWWWWWWW
CaptinJack70 folds
mouse1843 calls 150
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
*** FLOP ***
mouse1843 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 300
mouse1843 folds
Uncalled bet of 300 returned toXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (600)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 600 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: mouse1843 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) collected (600), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352905440: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:35:03 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (4,635)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (4,355)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (4,510)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 150
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
mouse1843 folds
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 150
CaptinJack70 checks
*** FLOP ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 300
CaptinJack70 calls 300
*** TURN ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 600
CaptinJack70 calls 600
*** RIVER ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 1,200
CaptinJack70 calls 1,200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX shows two pair, Nines and Threes
CaptinJack70 shows two pair, Nines and Threes
XXXXXX XXXXXXX ties for the pot (2,400) with two pair, Nines and Threes
CaptinJack70 ties for the pot (2,400) with two pair, Nines and Threes
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: EEEEEEEEE AWWWWWWWWWW
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,800 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: mouse1843 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) showed and won (2,400) with two pair, Nines and Threes
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) showed and won (2,400) with two pair, Nines and Threes

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352913241: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:35:44 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (4,635)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (4,355)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (4,510)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 150
mouse1843 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 300
CaptinJack70 calls 150
mouse1843 checks
*** FLOP ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: thatll do donkey
CaptinJack70 checks
mouse1843 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX has 15 seconds left to act
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
*** TURN ***
CaptinJack70 checks
mouse1843 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 450
CaptinJack70 raises to 900
mouse1843 calls 900
XXXXXX XXXXXXX folds
*** RIVER ***
CaptinJack70 has 15 seconds left to act
CaptinJack70 bets 1,200
mouse1843 folds
Uncalled bet of 1,200 returned to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 mucks
CaptinJack70 wins the pot (3,150)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,150 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: mouse1843 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) collected (3,150), mucked

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352927788: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:37:00 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (3,435)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (3,605)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (6,460)
mouse1843 posts the small blind of 150
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 calls 300
mouse1843 calls 150
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
*** FLOP ***
mouse1843 bets 900
XXXXXX XXXXXXX folds
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 900 returned to mouse1843
mouse1843 mucks
mouse1843 wins the pot (900)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 900 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: mouse1843 (small blind) collected (900), mucked
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (button) folded on the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352931945: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:37:22 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (4,035)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (3,305)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (6,160)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 150
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
mouse1843 folds
XXXXXX XXXXXXX raises to 3,305, and is all in
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 3,005 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (600)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 600 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mouse1843 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) collected (600), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352934638: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:37:36 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (4,035)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (3,605)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (5,860)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 150
mouse1843 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX raises to 3,605, and is all in
CaptinJack70 raises to 5,860, and is all in
mouse1843 folds
CaptinJack70 shows
XXXXXX XXXXXXX shows
Uncalled bet of 2,255 returned to CaptinJack70
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
CaptinJack70 shows a pair of Eights
XXXXXX XXXXXXX shows a pair of Jacks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (7,510) with a pair of Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,510 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: mouse1843 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (button) showed and won (7,510) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Eights

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352938523: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:37:56 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (3,735)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (7,510)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (2,255)
mouse1843 posts the small blind of 150
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 folds
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: AWWWWWWWWWWW
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: DONKL ALERT
mouse1843 has 15 seconds left to act
mouse1843 folds
Uncalled bet of 150 returned to Cronus Faggner
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (300)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 300 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mouse1843 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) collected (300), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352941338: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:38:11 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (3,585)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (7,660)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (2,255)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 150
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
mouse1843 folds
CaptinJack70: wtf is your problem a hole?
XXXXXX XXXXXXX has 15 seconds left to act
XXXXXX XXXXXXX raises to 7,660, and is all in
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 7,360 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (600)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 600 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mouse1843 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) collected (600), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352944879: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:38:30 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (3,585)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (7,960)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (1,955)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 150
mouse1843 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 300
CaptinJack70 calls 150
mouse1843 checks
*** FLOP ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: i like havin you around
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: makes me money
CaptinJack70 checks
mouse1843 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 450
CaptinJack70 calls 450
mouse1843 folds
*** TURN ***
CaptinJack70 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 900
CaptinJack70 raises to 1,205, and is all in
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 305
CaptinJack70 shows
XXXXXX XXXXXXX shows
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: idiot
*** RIVER ***
CaptinJack70 shows a straight, King high
XXXXXX XXXXXXX shows two pair, Queens and Nines
CaptinJack70 wins the pot (4,210) with a straight, King high
The blinds are now 200/400
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,210 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: mouse1843 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (button) showed and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) showed and won (4,210) with a straight, King high

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352952818: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:39:11 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (3,285)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (6,005)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (4,210)
mouse1843 posts the small blind of 200
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: gutshot
CaptinJack70: eeeee aaaawwwwww
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: nice call
CaptinJack70 folds
mouse1843 folds
Uncalled bet of 200 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (400)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 400 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mouse1843 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) collected (400), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352954863: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:39:22 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (3,085)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (6,205)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (4,210)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 200
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
mouse1843 has 15 seconds left to act
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: yeah eeeeee awwwwww as in horrible flop call you donk moron
mouse1843 is sitting out
mouse1843 has timed out
mouse1843 folds
XXXXXX XXXXXXX raises to 6,205, and is all in
mouse1843 has returned
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 5,805 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (800)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 800 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mouse1843 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) collected (800), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352961986: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:39:59 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (3,085)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (6,605)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (3,810)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 200
mouse1843 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX raises to 6,605, and is all in
CaptinJack70 folds
mouse1843 folds
Uncalled bet of 6,205 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (1,000)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,000 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mouse1843 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (button) collected (1,000), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352964435: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:40:13 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (2,685)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (7,205)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (3,610)
mouse1843 posts the small blind of 200
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 folds
mouse1843 folds
Uncalled bet of 200 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (400)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 400 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mouse1843 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) collected (400), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352965722: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:40:19 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (2,485)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (7,405)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (3,610)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 200
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
mouse1843 calls 400
XXXXXX XXXXXXX raises to 7,405, and is all in
CaptinJack70 folds
mouse1843 folds
Uncalled bet of 7,005 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (1,200)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,200 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mouse1843 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) collected (1,200), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352968942: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:40:37 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (2,085)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (8,205)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (3,210)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 200
mouse1843 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
Cronus XXXXXX XXXXXXX
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 200 returned to mouse1843
mouse1843 mucks
mouse1843 wins the pot (400)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 400 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mouse1843 (big blind) collected (400), mucked
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352971065: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:40:48 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (2,285)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (8,205)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (3,010)
mouse1843 posts the small blind of 200
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 folds
mouse1843 folds
Uncalled bet of 200 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (400)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 400 | Rake 0
Seat 1: mouse1843 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) collected (400), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352972863: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:40:57 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 1: mouse1843 (2,085)
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (8,405)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (3,010)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 200
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
mouse1843 raises to 2,085, and is all in
XXXXXX XXXXXXX raises to 8,405, and is all in
CaptinJack70 calls 2,610, and is all in
XXXXXX XXXXXXXshows
CaptinJack70 shows
mouse1843 shows
Uncalled bet of 5,395 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX*** FLOP ***
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX shows two pair, Eights and Threes
CaptinJack70 shows two pair, Tens and Threes
CaptinJack70 wins the side pot (1,850) with two pair, Tens and Threes
mouse1843 shows a pair of Threes
CaptinJack70 wins the main pot (6,255) with two pair, Tens and Threes
mouse1843 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,105 Main pot 6,255. Side pot 1,850. | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: mouse1843 (button) showed and lost with
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) showed and won (8,105) with two pair, Tens and Threes

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352978385: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:41:25 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (5,395)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (8,105)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 200
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 calls 200
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
*** FLOP ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 400
CaptinJack70 calls 400
*** TURN ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 800
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 800 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (1,600)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,600 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) collected (1,600), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) folded on the Turn

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352983826: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:41:54 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (6,195)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (7,305)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 200
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 200
CaptinJack70 checks
*** FLOP ***
CaptinJack70 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 400
CaptinJack70 calls 400
*** TURN ***
CaptinJack70 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 800
CaptinJack70 calls 800
*** RIVER ***
CaptinJack70 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 1,600
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 1,600 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (3,200)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,200 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) collected (3,200), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) folded on the River

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352991266: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:42:33 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (7,795)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (5,705)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 200
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: hahahahahahaha
CaptinJack70 calls 200
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
*** FLOP ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
CaptinJack70 checks
*** TURN ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
CaptinJack70 bets 400
XXXXXX XXXXXXX has 15 seconds left to act
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: im the drop out made more money than his teachers
XXXXXX XXXXXXX folds
Uncalled bet of 400 returned to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 mucks
CaptinJack70 wins the pot (800)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 800 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) collected (800), mucked

Full Tilt Poker Game #8352997460: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:43:05 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (7,395)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (6,105)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 200
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: ruthless like the coupe but i come wit more features
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 200
CaptinJack70 checks
*** FLOP ***
CaptinJack70 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
*** TURN ***
CaptinJack70 bets 400
XXXXXX XXXXXXX folds
Uncalled bet of 400 returned to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 mucks
CaptinJack70 wins the pot (800)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 800 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) collected (800), mucked

Full Tilt Poker Game #8353003505: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:43:36 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (6,995)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (6,505)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 200
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 calls 200
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
*** FLOP ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX checks
CaptinJack70 checks
*** TURN ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 400
CaptinJack70 calls 400
*** RIVER ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 800
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 800 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (1,600)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,600 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) collected (1,600), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) folded on the River

Full Tilt Poker Game #8353008787: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:44:04 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (7,795)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (5,705)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 200
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #5
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: hahahahaha
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: foldy moldy
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 200
CaptinJack70 checks
*** FLOP ***
CaptinJack70 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 400
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 400 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (800)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 800 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) collected (800), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) folded on the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #8353012674: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:44:23 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (8,195)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (5,305)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 200
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 200 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (400)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 400 | Rake 0
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) collected (400), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #8353013775: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:44:29 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (8,395)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (5,105)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 200
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 200
CaptinJack70 checks
*** FLOP ***
CaptinJack70 checks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX bets 400
CaptinJack70 raises to 800
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 400
*** TURN ***
CaptinJack70 bets 2,400
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 2,400
*** RIVER ***
CaptinJack70 bets 1,505, and is all in
XXXXXX XXXXXXX calls 1,505
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CaptinJack70 shows a pair of Eights
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
CaptinJack70 wins the pot (10,210) with a pair of Eights
The blinds are now 250/500
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10,210 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) mucked - a pair of Fives
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) showed and won (10,210) with a pair of Eights

Full Tilt Poker Game #8353019581: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 250/500 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:44:59 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (3,290)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (10,210)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 250
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: donk moron
CaptinJack70: idiot
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 250 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (500)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 500 | Rake 0
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) collected (500), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #8353021414: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 250/500 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:45:09 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (3,540)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (9,960)
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the small blind of 250
CaptinJack70 posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
XXXXXX XXXXXXX raises to 3,540, and is all in
CaptinJack70 folds
Uncalled bet of 3,040 returned to XXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXX mucks
XXXXXX XXXXXXX wins the pot (1,000)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,000 | Rake 0
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (small blind) collected (1,000), mucked
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #8353023088: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (63552843), Table 1 - 250/500 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:45:17 ET - 2008/10/04
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (4,040)
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (9,460)
CaptinJack70 posts the small blind of 250
XXXXXX XXXXXXX posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CaptinJack70
CaptinJack70 calls 250
XXXXXX XXXXXXX raises to 4,040, and is all in
CaptinJack70 calls 3,540
XXXXXX XXXXXXX shows
CaptinJack70 shows
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
XXXXXX XXXXXXX shows a pair of Threes
CaptinJack70 shows a full house, Sevens full of Threes
CaptinJack70 wins the pot (8,080) with a full house, Sevens full of Threes
XXXXXX XXXXXXX: dumb fucck
XXXXXX XXXXXXX stands up
CaptinJack70 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,080 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 5: XXXXXX XXXXXXX (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 7: CaptinJack70 (small blind) showed and won (8,080) with a full house, Sevens

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