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The Prorails.............

Oct 3, 2008 4:33 am Report Abuse

I Have started to Embark on a Mission regarding the Pro Rails. First, Im Gonna Catch them each with a Big bag of Chocolate, and once they are distracted, swoop in, and stuff em in tiny lil Glass bowls, then, masterfully brain-wash em, and bend em to do my will, and they will help me first win millions in Poker, then, we will take over the entire world. Oh, and, dont bother callin the cops, ive already got them in my pocket too. Oh, and, if no one has noticed, Gini is also under my control as well!!!!!!!!


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tim4u Oct 3, 2008 4:44 am
while you have them under your control could you get my birdy to turn pink
topcat1954 Oct 3, 2008 4:44 am

Sorry, I don't like chocolate, and if you haven't seen my picture, I am 6 ft tall, and weigh 275 lbs, there is no way you will fit me into a lil glass bowl !....lol....We don't want to take over the world, all we want is to be associated with, and help take care of the Best Internet Poker Community and Forum anywhere in the World .....Railbirds.com !

....Topcat....

rhyno269 Oct 3, 2008 4:47 am
Nope Tim, ur on ur own there, lol. Im gonna make them serve me, and bring me food and endless Mountain Dew!!!!!!! And TC, im 6'1 290, i think i can make u fit, lol
HHTB Oct 3, 2008 4:53 am
o rhyno what can i get for you to eat 1st?
lets see what names mean to me

HHTB =well search it= HORSE
topcat= big bad mean cat
watchdog= big bad mean dog= watching and waiting
Adriansdad= well he has a girl and you know how they can be when they want thr way
Railjoe= he might fit in your glass muhahaha but he has magic
QP = well he does play 7 2 off suit
richisgirl= well she has Rich, and he swings a big hammer
Tab= o inocent little her hahahaah got everyone fooled
and cpt morgan= get you drunk and take advantage of you by takinjg your pride
HHTB Oct 3, 2008 4:55 am
u still want some MR meany pants?
wntrlnd Oct 3, 2008 4:58 am

See, here they go again! Typical liberal media bias!

Why can't these people pick on someone their own size? Is it too difficult to find someone so small?

Isn't it time railbirds rise up and recognize that these blogs are "for fun and not hate for real?"

Think about it people! Lipstick on a dog!

MetallicaMami Oct 3, 2008 5:12 am
Well, if it would help any, I'd offer to squish TC for ya so you can get him in your glass but i dont think my scrawny lil ass could do much damage
rhyno269 Oct 3, 2008 5:15 am
U Damn Right i want some of ya'll HH, Im Rhyno, i weigh over 2 tons, and ive got a big Horn, wanna mess with me? Nope? back into ur lil glass bowl then
candyangel Oct 3, 2008 5:22 am
OHHHHH MYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Once in their little glass, if you rub it will it grant you a wish???? I wish, hmmmmmmmmmm, ohhh yes I remember. I wish Rhyno would quit picking on my favorite Prorails!!!!! Yippiiiiiiiii, saved railbirds.com. LOL.
jsc88310 Oct 3, 2008 5:24 am
Rhyno, I thought someone sawed your horn off to grind it into powder for an aphrodesiac..........wasn't that when you stopped singing "ah me so horny, I like it on top."?
rhyno269 Oct 3, 2008 5:25 am
Sorry Candy, These arent Magical Glasses, and The Prorails aint Genes, lol, so, there will be no wishes to set them free. But, they will proudly serve ya something to eat or drink, lol. Oh, and, i might let them out to run RBs every once in a while too, lol
Makwa Oct 3, 2008 5:29 am
Good plan, as we all know the prorails all work work selflessley for the good of the community, with no compensation, as they have stated in the past, and have no self serving ambitions, they simply work for free to keep the birdies happy, and never hold grudges or give community members a hard time. If you believe that, I better send u some more chocolates.
XPOKERCHIC Oct 3, 2008 5:36 am
Diabolical scheme, but will it work? Need help? Hahahahaha! X
Acousticdude Oct 3, 2008 5:43 am
Chocolates hmmmmmm. Just make sure they aren't small squares that say something like Ex something or other, could be messy

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