POKER PROVERB CONTEST WINNER!
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PRIZES: $5 payable on PS and a plaque
PURPOSE:
to share one important poker lesson you've learned
OR one you know
but need punishing before you practice what u preach!

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CONTEST RULES:
- one entry per person
- one proverb per entry
- state the game (hold’em, omaha h/l, razz, stud, etc)
- specify limit, number of seats, buy-in (if relevant)
- state whether advice is for ring, SNG or tourney play
- state whether it applies to online or live situations
- leave your PS name for transfer of funds
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sample:
GAME: online omaha h/l (9 seat table)
LIMIT: NL
BUY-IN: any
TYPE: ring, SNG, tourney
PS NAME: Atticus22
proverb 1: He who raises in omaha h/l, with more than 2 players in the pot, shall get quartered.
proverb 2: Unsuited AA in omaha h/l belongeth in the muck with the pigs.
proverb 3: Curiosity killed the chasers.
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WINNER: VooDooVenne
PROVERB:
Man who makes living on the river is sure to be eaten by a shark.
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Hello Atticus22,
We have transferred $5.00 from your account to 'VooDooVenne' as per your request.
Good luck to you both.
Regards,
PokerStars Cashier
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THANKS TO ALL WHO PARTICIPATED!
67 comments
Limit: Any (except the limping part on fixed limit....maybe)
Buyin: Any
Type: Any
A55A55IN is the PS nickname
Proverb:
Limp and lose a leg.....chase and lose a life
No Limit, Limit
Any By-in
VooDooVenne
Man who makes living on the river is sure to be ate by a shark
My contribution.
buy in;ANY
TYPE:RING,SNG,TRNY
PS NAME; ANHOWSURBUSH
PROVERB ;
IF YOUR DREAMING OF 6 th STREET....YOUR ALREADY DEAD !
Game:Any
Limit : any
Type:any
Annie-up50
Counting on river is Like Nailing Jello to a tree
luck never made a man wise
game any limit any buy in any type any
ps: ernstybaby
All levels/ games etc
No matter how good you are, some days luck will bend you over and F$%k you hard just to keep you interested
PS CryingAmy
To avoid a river bad beat take it down before that street
PS: SHERRY524
PS name : gjeun1 Had to think of a rhyme but is backed up with hand history. Omaha Hi/Lo
Be careful when you fish, you may think get your wish.
Or you may have just been caught, cause the hands already bought.
PokerStars Game #19679653907: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.02/$0.05) - 2008/08/17 - 05:51:51 (ET)
















(HI: a straight flush, Ace to Five; LO: 5,4,3,2,A)











and won ($3.20) with HI: a straight flush, Ace to Five; LO: 5,4,3,2,A
Table 'Gotha' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: ****** ($10.41 in chips)
Seat 2: ****** ($6.32 in chips)
Seat 3: FISH ($1.95 in chips)
Seat 4: ***** ($2.26 in chips)
Seat 5: gjeun1 ($3.41 in chips)
Seat 6: ****** ($6.81 in chips)
FISH: posts small blind $0.02
*****: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gjeun1
gjeun1: calls $0.05
*****: calls $0.05
******: calls $0.05
******: folds
FISH: calls $0.03
*****: checks
*** FLOP ***
FISH: checks
*****: checks
gjeun1: bets $0.20
*******: folds
*******: folds
FISH: calls $0.20
*****: folds
*** TURN ***
FISH: checks
gjeun1: bets $0.25
FISH: calls $0.25
*** RIVER ***
FISH: checks
gjeun1: bets $1.10
FISH: calls $1.10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gjeun1: shows
FISH: mucks hand
gjeun1 collected $1.60 from pot
gjeun1 collected $1.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3.35 | Rake $0.15
Board
Seat 1: folded on the Flop
Seat 2: (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: FISH caught and SERVED (small blind) mucked
Seat 4: (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: gjeun1 showed
Seat 6: folded on the Flop
NLHE
He who chases the straight or flush,
comes by plane and leaves by bus.
Rhondster
game:any limit:any buyin:any type:any PS name:ericqc82
Beter to win a small pot than to lose a big one
If you think you're beat.....You probably are.
"Pat Scott"
buick60 @ PokerStars
To Donk yer Azz all in on the preflop, makes one an Azz for one helluva early finish in any game.....
hunnyholdem....ps
Game: Hold'Em
Limit: Any
Buy in: Any
Type: Any
Pokerstars Name: stL.ZadkieL
Proverb: The Ability to improve our stacks is neither luck nor fortune but by the way you play
Limit: Any
Type: Any
InGood&out=) is my PS name
Proverb: Why do the pushing when the Donkeys will pull for you
GAME: any
LIMIT: any
BUY-IN: any
TYPE: any
PS NAME: AF_Aunt
proverb 1: With any bet there is a fool and a thief
If you dont spot the donk of the table in the first 15 minutes, its you.
lacksboss815 at PS
GAME: POKER
LIMIT: ANY
BUY-IN: ANY
SNG or MTT: dont matter
PS NAME: uncle chopr "location" Tauranga
~~proverb~~~
LIMP IN.....LIMP OUT !!!