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My Computer And Me

Oct 1, 2008 3:54 pm Report Abuse

MY COMPUTER

Saw an AD in with my mail

“BIG COMPUTER SUPER SALE”

Special offer “WHILE THEY LAST”

Hurry cause they’re “GOING FAST”

Perfect “HOME AND OFFICE TOOL”

God they played me for a fool

It’s a must for Games –N- Work

Now I feel like “SUCH A JERK”

Endless stream of 1’s and 0’s

What’s it up to? No one knows

It’s much more then “SCREWS AND NUTS”

This thing really “HATES MY GUTS”

“FILE NOT FOUND” it’s there, I bet

Somewhere on the internet

Screens flash by, to fast to see

Who did that? It wasn’t me

Can’t keep up, I know, I’ve tried

It can find us, when we hide

You can run but you won’t get far

(FOUND A CHIP IN MY NEW CAR)

Plans to end the human race

Leaving them to take our place

In it’s “SOFT GREEN,EVIL GLOW”

All my thoughts, it seems to know

I’m to scared to go to bed

And must wear foil upon my head

If it works, who knows? How well?

Against True Evil Spawned From Hell!

As you play or while we chat

Get some foil and make your hat

If we try, I think we can

Stop their wicked, evil plan.

Kenneth Gentry 2003



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niccollette Oct 1, 2008 4:49 pm
well after being without power for over a week and having to pay for everything with cash...i now no longer have a fear of computers taking over the world.
tim4u Oct 1, 2008 4:58 pm
nice poem thnx for sharing....really need to get around to making that hat
Ironman Oct 1, 2008 5:01 pm
Quick heads up....."use something like shoe laces for the chin strap, foil can really chaiff...LOL"
AngryDragon Oct 1, 2008 5:33 pm

Great piece of verse Ironman but really it's okay. You just need to speak their language .

Railbird image uploaded: Sep 11, 2008 11:28 am

GoldenGirl Oct 1, 2008 5:40 pm
oh I know and one time I started chewing on mine and didn't realize it doesn't mix with fillings in the mouth!!!!!

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