Made me laugh

> A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right

> away.

> She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

> He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along'.

> So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a

> very nice resort.

> One morning they were lying by the pool, he got up off of his towel, climbed

> up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three

> rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut

> the water like a knife.

> After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

> She said, 'That was incredible!'

> He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd

> learn more about each other as we went along.

> So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.

> After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her

> towel and was hardly out of breath.

> He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?

> 'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of

> the Mississippi.