If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, the
amount of gas produced
would create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's
more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I
want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death. (Creepy!) (I'm still not
over the pig!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by
ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What
the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so
tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over
quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmm....)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed
people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some
people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll
live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your
turn to spread these crazy facts
by sending them to someone you’d like to bring a smile or
maybe even a chuckle to.
In other words, send it to everyone!
and God love that pig!
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the pig and the lion ?hmmmmmmmmmm the ultimate sex
LOL too funny.
LMAO at Johnny leave it to you.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LMAooooooooo
Pigs..lol
~Flops~
Good Stuff .....
Here is one right in the middle of one!!
I would like to know how it was determined that dolphins have sex for pleasure but no other species (except humans) do. Did they ask them or what?+
LMFAO...Too funny!
Ah, Pigs must feel very special right now!
Funny
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