Rigged... By Aliens!?

Ok Ok you've convinced me. Online Poker is rigged, the armageddon is upon us, and aliens flew down created a circle of rocks and left. You got me, I'm now a believer. Heck with stats like the fact that an online poker tournament plays 8-10 blind levels in the time it takes a WSOP tourney to play 1. Who really cares if you made a bad all in call and lost? Really with those eyes you shoulda won regardless of odds, timing, smart decision making, and having legitimate outs. No need to worry about those things, because hey you're a winner and those sites failure to see that is their problem!

Hopefully people have picked up on the sarcasm at this point. If not there's a blue section to the corner of the room I recommend (lots of shiney colors and I hear they have crayons!). Really I know I whine about bad beats I get frustrated at losing and I post blogs to vent about it when I'm struggling. But does my bad luck mean full tilt and poker stars have hatched this wide grand scheme to take away my miserable dime entry fee? Well if so throw me on the short bus and hand me a helmet because I must be moronic not to see the logic in it all.

Yeah yeah yeah I know I'm not seeing the "truth." Like the shooter who killed kennedy, or the grand conspiracy behind the moon landing... besides who needs scientific evidence that negates both conspiracies. Heck the other day I asked for a chocolate glazed donut, I got regular! Must be those fricken Dunkin Donuts rigging the stores against me! Zzzzzzzz seriously... if it hurts you that bad whip out the porn, turn down the lights, and let a load off! RELAX already, and have fun for the love of everything or anything holy! If you never manage to have fun in life with the things you do you'll find yourself grumpy, angry, alone, and old... good luck if that's what you admire too.