The Catholic Heart Attack
Sep 27, 2008 2:43 am
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass
surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of
nuns at a lace w:st="on">lacename w:st="on">Catholiclacename> lacetype w:st="on">Hospitallacetype>lace> .
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was
going to pay for his treatment. She asked, "Do you have health
insurance?"
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not
spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law.">>
2 comments
Lol...That was cute..