Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from big cities are
discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on.

The first surgeon, from lace w:st="on">New Yorklace>, says,
'I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open
them up, everything inside
is numbered.'

The second, from lace w:st="on">Chicagolace>, responds,
'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded.'

The third surgeon, from lace w:st="on">Dallaslace>, says,
'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is
in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from lace w:st="on">Los Angeleslace>
chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always
understand when you have
a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from lace w:st="on">Washington,
DClace> shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians
are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no
brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.'>>