My joke of the day
Sep 7, 2008 3:14 am
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>>>> Dr. Olaf, a doctor in Duluth, wanted to get off work and go
>>>> hunting so he approached his assistant.
>>>> 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't
>>>> want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the
>>>> clinic and take care of all my patients'.
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>>>> 'Yah, I'll do dat, sir!' answers Ole.
>>>>
>>>> The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and
>>>> asks: 'So, Ole, how was your day?'
>>>>
>>>> Ole told him that he took care of three patients.
>>>> 'Da first one had a headache so I gave him
>>>> TYLENOL.'
>>>> Yah, dat's goot, and the second one?' asks the
>>>> doctor.
>>>> 'Da second one had stomach burning and I gave him
>>>> MAALOX,sir,' says Ole.
>>>> Bravo, bravo! You're good at dis and what about da turd
>>>> one?' asks the doctor.
>>>>
>>>> 'Sir, I vas sitting here and suddenly da door opens and
>>>> dis very beautiful woman enters.
>>>>
>>>> Lack a flame,
>>>> she undresses herself, taking off everything includin'
>>>> her bra and her
>>>> panties and lies down on da table and shouts: HELP ME - I
>>>> haven't seen a
>>>> man in over two years !!!
>>>>
>>>> 'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what
>>>> did you do?' asks the doctor.
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>>>> 'I put drops in her
>>>> eyes.'
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