Your best (non chat losing) come backs

i agee with every word u say about this player mother clev

as you no ive used all mine on her and cant think of any more to say that i wont play at the same table as her

oh yes she is such a rude player ive reported many times in my time to the mods for chat but as normal she gets away with many time i aso have blocked her chatand put myself on hid ebut whe n she comes on the tbl gos to pot cant enjoy the game she needs to be banned does (mother clev)

YOU ARE RIGHT JESH .I HAVE PLAYED WITH HER ALSO AND SHE IS AN EVIL WOMAN....PRAYS ON PEOPLE ... TEASED A LADY 1 DAY CAUSE THE LADY WAS SAD HER AUNT HAD DIED.MOTHER CLEV MADE FUN OF HER. MY MOM IS DIEING AND SHE MAKES FUN OF IT.... HAVE SEEN MANY NICE PLAYERS LEAVE THE SITE BECAUSE OF HER AND MANY LOSE CHAT.........WATCH OUT FOR HER .... SHE IS VERY EVIL

i don't know, this amy not be what you're looking for, i always thought it was funny ........ {on bad beats} .... nice hand mam, and by hand i mean catch and by mam i mean moron ........ may not be what you where looking for, .................... the word "nob" seems to always be funny

I would ask her if her middle name begins with an "F" . My favorite comeback to people who are rude is "And that's why children shouldn't be playing poker" GL!!

Tell her she needs to quit playing at your table, and go feed her flying monkeys..

I think people like that crave attention so I refuse to give them

any lmaooo , it drives them crazy to be ignored lol

Omaha hilo is my game ! , does she play real money ? , gl

I checked to see if she plays real money and the stats I

could find for her were in the extreme negative for ROI ,

unless she is mainly a cash game player which isn't tracked ,

I would guess they are are taking their losses

out on other people around them , report all chat abuse and

them mute them lol , gl

I try not to get in to these t hings but when I have enough I just say

( Can't have a war of wits with a unarmed person so your muted ) then I 'm fine no worries

Tell her to turn her caps lock on... her typing might make an effect.

Ask her if she would like to fight over the internet. Make a bet at who can hurt the "keyboard" first from typing so harsh.

Ask her what her real life job is. Any response you get.. say "Ahhhhh.. that would explain it." any response to that would be.... "i simply assumed your pimp got so sick of wiping his customers out of ur fat rolls he let u go... thats why ur unhappy and taking it out on me."

Tell her that only unhappy people fight over the internet and that the only the unhappy people are so fat and ugly that they have to roll themselves in gravy and tender vittles to get their cats to play with them... or they start up fights over the internet when they accidentally roll over on their cat.

Ask her if "clev" stands for "clever" and without skipping a beat and assuming it does say that she's not living up to the name cuz her rantings are old and lame. Then tell her that she should look into a further education cuz she obviously can't make a career out of retarded internet fighting. Then say.. OMG.. im so sorry.... please forgive me. Its obvious that you ARE retarded or you would not be online trying fight with Cartoon PEOPLE in a poker room! (Or any version thereof)

Or ask her if "clev" stands for "cleveland" and immediately let her know that ohio has the largest statistics of overweight and elderly people in the United States. She should NOT move and you only have her concern in mind telling her that ... cuz she FITS IN!. (thus making ur so fat that gravy and vittles applied to the rolls of her body are the only way her cat will play with her, valid)

Ask her if she is a democrat. (That just throws them) LOLz.

Hope I helped. I'll try and come up with a few more for u.

~Sparkling

Well could tell them they are lucky and if they ask why?

Say you can kiss my butt and I can't lol

Evil is not the word for her, I have seen her tell people their children are ugly and make fun of ppl's handicap..................she shoud be banned, but when mods come around, she acts like a goody goody. She plays mostly on poker star test site and needs to be put in her place once and for all.

Sour grapes make the best whine..my original

Peace, J

BTW... you will never shut up some of them up unless you give them nothing back and they get bored.

GL with it.. people like that should have their chat permanently removed, had one today. If it was in a casino they would have been asked to leave.... and I may have followed em to the parking lot LOL.

Peace, J

i just wish the mods would see what kind of horrible person this mother clev is she loves to harrase players that are having a hard time with dealing with a death in the family and she will sit there at table in site out not playing and make horrible remarks to the one that is dealing with the death then she calls mod and they lose chat this is not right this person is a very cruel and mean horrible person and someone needs to do something about her . test has lost alot of good people because of her

well theis payer mother clev say on her address she from the convent,well she no nun !!!!! . the way she speaks to player and calls there familys and there children is not the way a nun would talk,god would of sent this woman str to hell the way she speaks and she need not talk about other players kids as her gal pic is on he main site and ed the mule got smaller theeth that her so why call other player names follow them when the kettle calling the teapot HELLOOOOO!! WAKE UP AND LEAVE THIS PLAYERS TO ENJOY THERE GAME WITH NO HASSLE

Personally I think your best bet here would be to forego any comeback and simply ignore this person.

People like this thrive on conflict and drama - if your not providing it they'll look elsewhere to find it.

Sadly it seems that some people simply did not rear their children all that well, and it is utterly pointless trying to converse with any person devoid of manners, common sense, logic and reason.

Anything clever you might say as a "zinger" would be beyond their capacity to understand anyway, and the rest would also be a complete waste of time. So don't feed into this sick, twisted individuals sorry and pathetic excuse for an existence.

Can you imagine being so utterly devoid of friends, family, and joy that the highlight of your day is to go into a poker chat room and harrass total strangers, because it's the only place in the entire world where you feel you have any power or control? I can't think of anything more pathetic, or pitiful.

So if you want my advice, ignore them and move on. Once they realize they can't control your actions anymore, they will find someone who's actions they can control. It's that simple.

I would however file a formal complaint with poker stars, and continue to follow up with them until they take some form of action to put a stop to this nonsense, I would feel that that would be my duty to my fellow denziens of pokerstars had this happened to me personally. I wouldn't want them to be subjected to this type of idiocy if I could do something to stop it.

Usually I find that to ignore is best for me, I tend to get a little short tempered around really idiotic chatters, but Willi has the best darn strategy I have ever seen....he usually tells them that he loves them, asks them out on a date, and just goes on and on about how sexy and wonderful they are....where have they been his whole life stuff....basically he turns the tables on them.

And if it doesnt work on the jerk chatter, then at least all the others at the table have had a good enough laugh to forget about them!!!!

"If I throw a stick...will you chase that too?"