Life is like......

Life is like a shit sandwich... the more bread ya have, the less shit you eat.

Life is like a dogsled team.. if you aren't Lead Dog, the view never changes.

Life is like a rosebush. It can be sweet and pretty, but watch for the pricks.

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still

Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.

Life is a Gift, enjoy it, use it wisely, have fun, laugh, love, and make a change, a difference. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, and he won't bite your hand.

Life is like a box of chocolat, when you finishe the box either you want more or you wanna puke lol

i heard life was like a box of chocolates....

LIFE IS A JOY! SUCK THE MARROW OUT OF EVERY DAY YOU GET. LIVE LAUGH LOVE! (My motto)

Try something new whenever you can like me, being terrified of heights, took my son sky-diving for his 21st birthday. Now that gives you a whole new perspective WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

just love this pic tho...

Sometimes your the bug.....and sometimes your the windshield.

Some days you are the pigeon.... some days you are the statue.

Life is like a merry go round....you start off where you begin, lots of highs and lows, and plenty of laughter and joy, but the ride always comes to an end.

Life is like a merry go round....you start off where you begin, lots of highs and lows, and plenty of laughter and joy, but the ride always comes to an end.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

GO RIVER RATS!!

life is a lot like AA, you either win small, or you lose big

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

Life is not a final. It's daily pop quizzes.

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do.

Life is a long process of getting tired.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is life, and death is life, and everything in between.

Life is like eating artichokes; you have got to go through so much to get so little.

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out.

Life is a long lesson in humility.

Life is easier than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable.

Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes.

lol fuzzy, leave some for me to say wil ya..