So, I was talking to a friend last night.....couldn't sleep and it was pretty late. I was sooooooooo tired and wasn't exactly thinking clearly.
I had a nasty case of heartburn.....and was telling my friend about the antacids I had been taking. Following is basically how the conversation went.
My friend - "have you taken anything for it?"
Me - "yea, I got these antacids that I've been sucking on all night but I prefer the soft ones. The hard ones leave a nasty taste in my mouth"
My friend then burst out laughing...........and with me being so tired, it took me a few to realize how bad what I said had sounded!
I was referring to Rolaids Softchews!!!!!

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as long as the crazy things only slip out when tired..
.. you with the better 50% of all humans
and every laugh is worth something
I am certainaly glad it is Rolaids you don't like !.....oops, it's late,....... forgive me !...lol...
...Tc...
I laughed thanks for that i was getting tired!
So i'll advice u to Stop sucking..
and take it as juice..
Mami, do u think cleary when u'r awake !!!
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really all the time ....
Nahhhh dont belive yea.. lmao..
The important thing is you said you were talking to a friend...that's always good. They make slips of the tongue fun!
Come on people - I knew exactly what she meant. What were you all thinking??
Say it again slowly three times ...........
Almost spit coffee all over my monitor!
Too funny!!!! Great to start the day with a good belly laugh!!