I was discussing my wife with a mate the other day, as blokes do. We were sat in the pub mulling over life in general, when the discussion got round to our other halves.
I was ruminating over the past when he said to me "if you want to know what your wife will look like in 20 years time then look at her mother. What you see is what your wife will turn into"
At that point my face lit up and I happily suggested another round of drinks..
My mate was a bit confused, and asked "why are you suddenly so happy. Doesnt the thought of your wife being like her mother scare you"
"not at all" I replied. "In fact I cant wait for that day to come"
"You have a very sexy mother in law then" he asked
"no.. not at al... " i replied "in fact the ugliest old hag you could ever want to meet. She could sour mild at 50 yards, and the vibrator would have to be drunk before it touched her"
"well why the hell do you want your wife to be like her mother then " asked my mate, now thoroughly confusded.
"Easy" I said."shes been dead 10 years..."
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BAT
yes very very very wrong
however it sure is funny though lmaooo
Thats funny :-)
"Married men live longer, but they are a lot more willing to die."
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Red???? I do hope your good wife doesn't have access to RailBirds. You are going to be one dead little Birdie if she does.
Nah. My wife doesnt use the computer.
If you'vve seen the cartoon of Homer Simpson saying "wheres the "ANY KEY" " then my wife is the female equivalent