Quotes, and Food, and Viagra, and Hind Lick

QUOTES THAT MAKE YOU THINK. This week we focus on education and youth for all of you going back to school or sending someone in your family back...

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert Maynard Hutchins

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
- Lily Tomlin

The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book. - Author Unknown

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. -W. H. Auden

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
- Elbert Hubbard

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

You can get all A's and still flunk life. - Walker Percy

Live as if you were to die tomorrow; learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
- Albert Einstein

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.
- Bill Dodds

This is TheOldGuy, wishing you all great weekends.

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Great "Food" Quotes

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James A. Beard

I don't eat anything that a dog won't eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, "I don't think so." And this is an animal that licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants. - Billiam Coronel

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis (Garfield)

If the people have no bread, let them eat cake. - (attributed to) Marie Antoinette

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

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Bird Viagra

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.

Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.

"How come you are sweating?" he asks.
The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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Hind Lick Maneuver

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'