RAILBIRD POEM CONTEST $5 ON FTP

Railbirds, Railbirds Why am I one. To learn about poker and have some fun. There are freerolls and blogs and all that good sutt. I can surf here for hours and not get enough .There are bad beats and suck outs and other strange things. I've seen it all including the rings. If I get frustrated with poker and I'm having a fit ,I just come to railbirds so I can forget about it. Il love this site as you plainly can see. I need the five bucks so send it to me.

Don't know if we can beat that one cute dude

I agree, that was great Dude!

there once was a player named will he was known for his will to never give up he entered a tourney and got out because of is will to stick in with any hand he gout by making a pair of deuces on the river

these are the rings I was refering to in the poem lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, if your not a Railbird, then who the hell are you? X

there once was a player named will he was known for his will to never give up he entered a tourney and got out because of is will to stick in with any hand he got out by making a pair of deuces on the river

He is our favorite railpro
he has an attitude tho
he loves this site that we see
I speak of no other than HHTB

He rules this site with an iron fist
There better be no drama when he's in our midst
Love him or hate he's here to stay
Don't think I'd have it any other way

With all he does for our group
He really does rule the troup
Railbirds can't be what it be
without our prorail, HHTB.

OVERTOP69

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The Quasi

That freak the Quasi
He just doesn't stop
Plays 72 and waits for the flop

Down the cards come
Seven seven two
I got Aces what shall I do?

My pair is a big one
They have some clout
Raise pot I say - Oh crap I'm out!



jonnie2thumbs on FTP

I was playing in a tournement, a ten bucks entry fee

Lots of donkeys, loads of fish and then of course theres me

First hand I see my pocket cards, my eyes shot out my head

Two aces stood there on my screen. OH JESUS CHRIST I said.

I planned the way I'd play it. 'll raise four times the blnd

I'll only go all in with them, If someone calls behind

I was on the cut off seat, It folded round to me.

I raised it as I said I would, the small blind raises me.

The big blind mucked, Its back to me. I raise him one more time

He's gone all in. The silly sod. Oh this is just sublime.

I called him with a knowing smile, The chips are coming to me.

Imagine my surprise when he turned over SEVEN THREE.

The stupid fool, what has he done. How could him be so dim

I've met some donkeys in my life, but none as bad as him.

The flop came up, Oh jesus wept. This just cannot be true

A four, and five and finally the last card is a two.

By now I know whats coming next.. If he could see my face

Hes got an open ended draw, he needs a six or Ace

The turn thank god turns up a 9, no good to him or me.

The river card.. NO ACE. NO SIX.. OH GOD BE NICE TO ME.

Well yes you've guessed what card came up. The dealer turned a six

Why do I bother playing with these bloody useless dicks.

So I was gone, he hit his straight, while I just had a set.

Ten bucks just gone right down the drain, a hand I wanna forget.

But theres no point in feeling down, and wallowing in sorrow

I'll just deposit ten more bucks and get the twat tomorrow...

i may have to have more than one winner ... lolol pretty good so far

Ok am gonna have to think about this one. LOL. You did good Dude. Tough competition,

I will be back...................

Railbirds and Razors are the ones for me, If your not one of those you aint shit you'll see, There are clans and singles throughout this site, The great thing is that none of them bite, I come to this site for friends and fun, Hopefully one day I will be the one, There are blogs and comments to make all day, And everyone has something to say, You hear bad beats and results from people all day, This site is great cause we dont have to pay, So this is my poem and I hope I win, Cause I need my bankroll to not be so thin

Railbird, Railbird rail me now please! Railbird, Railbird don't be a tease.

You told me you were coming, it came from my blog. Look for me on table 9 my avatar is a dog.

The things you say to get me excited, now the players know that I'm ignited!

Railbird, Railbird thanks for your time! It is because of you I won this dime!

By the way on my poem theres a mistake.. I hadnt hit a set, but nothing else would rhyme.

Sorry..

Acousticdude on ftp

by the way if I win my name is ndunn1 on fulll tilt